48 Hour Band Contest
Apr
18
to Apr 20

48 Hour Band Contest

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This is where glory is found. Your life meant nothing before this.

But first, this is how it all works!

Musicians will gather at Klockow Brewing on Thursday, April 18, at 6 p.m. You’ll put your name and your preferred instrument on a slip of paper, where it will be drawn randomly to assign people to their band. Being random, you could have a well-rounded ensemble, or you could be three drummers just trying their best to make a song. From there though, you will have 48 hours (or two days in layman’s terms) to write three songs (or up to 10 minutes of music) that will be performed at 6 p.m. on Saturday, April 20. You will be playing for legions of adoring fans, as well as three surly and sarcastic judges.

The victors will win a prize and have crazy bragging rights.

But before glory, immortality, etc. etc. can be achieved, there are a few ground rules. First off, the judges will be scoring you all on:

  • Originality

  • Bandiness (you know, the well-known word for how good you play together)

  • Stage Presence

  • Participation (everyone in the band needs to pull their weight)

  • Your band name and song names

  • And of course the X-factor. Does your band have, what the French say, that certain something?

As far as the performance itself on Saturday, the rules are thus:

  • Don’t suck

  • No covers

  • No biting or kicking

  • STRICT 10 minute turn over between sets. If you can’t move stuff on or off in a timely fashion, don’t bring it.

  • Your set is expected to be 10 minutes, though not exceeding that amount of time.

  • The winner will perform their set again at the end of the night!

  • Starting band will be drawn at random, and all bands MUST be present by 6 p.m. on Saturday. Each band must be ready to load onto the stage during the performance of the band preceding them.

To assist with loading equipment on and off the stage, musicians are encouraged to use the house gear, which includes a drum set, guitar amp, bass amp, and two microphones.

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Der Erste Mai - 2nd Annual Spring Punk Show
Apr
27
12:00 PM12:00

Der Erste Mai - 2nd Annual Spring Punk Show

Let's shake off the winter cobwebs and jolt into spring with the 2nd Annual Der Erste Mai Punk Show!

What is Der Erste Mai?! (AKA The First of May, May Day, Beltane) It's an ancient festival we have revived to welcome the spring weather and to drive away evil spirits that gathered up in your house over the winter. And what better way than to thrash around with some punk rock from a whole HEAP of Minnesota bands!

We are also celebrating Grand Rapids' own Underground 'til Sundown's new album release: An Orchestrated Chaos

Bands:
8:30-10:00 Underground 'til Sundown (Grand Rapids melodic hardcore/punk/thrash)
7:15-8:00 Battery Eyes (Mpls post-punk)
6:00-6:45 Loss Leader (Mpls punk)
4:45-5:30 Southpaw (Duluth mathcore/prog rock)
3:15-4:15 Smalltown Sindrome (Grand Rapids alt rock)
2:00-2:45 Modern Day Wasteland (Grand Rapids rock & roll)

Food:
Singing Chihuahua Tacos (first time out for the season!!!)
Borealis Creamery

Sound:
Itasca Light and Sound

Cost:
Donation-based! Suggested amount $15-20 - all cash put into the band box goes directly to the bands!

Join us for some good beer, music, food, & company to celebrate spring! Prost!

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Panopticon with Woman is the Earth - 10 Year Anniversary Roads to the North
May
26
6:00 PM18:00

Panopticon with Woman is the Earth - 10 Year Anniversary Roads to the North

PANOPTICON at Klockow Brewing Company, featuring WOMAN IS THE EARTH

Sunday, May 26th, $30, doors at 6pm

Tickets available at Eventbrite - VERY LIMITED AMOUNT!

https://www.eventbrite.com/.../panopticon-roads-further...

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PANOPTICON, an atmospheric black metal project originally from Kentucky, now Minnesota, is celebrating their 10 year anniversary of Roads to the North, and will be playing the entire album on our stage to kick of their European tour!

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Woman Is The Earth is a South Dakotan atmospheric black metal band that will be setting the tone for the evening.

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Panopticon is led by one of the minds of HammerHeart Brewing Company, our brother brewery, soon opening in Ely, MN (formerly Lino Lakes, MN). Our leader, Andy, started off his commercial brewing career at HammerHeart and also joined the live lineup of Panopticon in 2016. We are so pleased to bring our deep love of black metal to our stage and host such beautiful, genuine people. We hope you will join us!

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Drink & Draw with Studio Evangeline
Apr
7
12:00 PM12:00

Drink & Draw with Studio Evangeline

Join Lily of Studio Evangeline in some loosely-guided art the first Sunday of every month!

Bring at least a pencil and paper. Feel free to bring whatever medium you'd like to work with. Some special supplies may be provided.

No skill or experience necessary! Just come hang out with other people interested in doing some art together!

This month’s theme is Stipple Painting & Butterflies!

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Porters & Poetry
Apr
3
6:00 PM18:00

Porters & Poetry

It's April, which means it's National Poetry Month! So the Uncommon Loons will once again be hosting Porters & Poetry, this time focusing on food and drink!
Have a poem on the art of baking bread with your immigrant grandmother? Maybe a short piece on a slice of key lime pie you particularly enjoyed? Or perhaps you've recently written an epic poem about wine's connection to the earth? We wanna hear it. (Brownie points for anyone with a poem about beer, specifically porters!)
Being an open mic, you're free to read your, or your favorite published poet's, poems on any topic. But we're looking forward to being horribly hungry once this reading is done.

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Brewery Yoga with Kelly
Mar
9
10:00 AM10:00

Brewery Yoga with Kelly

1 hour vinyasa yoga session with certified yoga instructor,
Kelly Erickson

No set cost. Suggested $10-15 donation to benefit North Homes Children & Family Services!

This is the third in the 3-part Chakra series: For our final flow exploring the chakras, we'll explore our most woo-woo ones yet, with the third-eye and crown chakras. We'll talk about intuition and getting in touch with our more spiritual selves!

Walk-in only. Bring your own mat, if possible; we only have 6 extra.

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KBC Comedy: Trevor Anderson Featuring Tido Maldonado
Mar
8
8:00 PM20:00

KBC Comedy: Trevor Anderson Featuring Tido Maldonado

Tickets $20 - Available for purchase at KBC day of show!

Trevor Anderson is a Wisconsin born, Minneapolis based stand up comedian who has been making a name for himself throughout the Midwest over the past decade.  His intelligent and charmingly enthusiastic approach to comedy helps him connect with and entertain any audience.  Quick wit and clean, quirky takes on everyday observations and family life make Trevor’s comedy widely accessible, yet completely one of a kind.

Trevor has worked alongside Pete Lee, Charlie Berens, Chad Daniels, Myq Kaplan and is the house band leader for Mary Mack’s North Star Comedy Hour variety show; he’s performed at the 10,000 Laughs Comedy Festival, SnoJam Comedy Festival and at the Aspen Comedy Festival where he was a winner of the Rooftop Comedy College Competition.  When he’s at home in Minneapolis, Trevor can be seen regularly at the renowned Acme Comedy Company, hosting his long-running Punchline Punchout showcase or sitting on his deck handcrafting what some have called the most unique merch in comedy.

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Ken Waldman Workshop & Performance
Feb
27
5:00 PM17:00

Ken Waldman Workshop & Performance

Free Workshop & Performance

So You Want to Go Places With Your Art
This is a fun, inspiring workshop for artists of all disciplines, all experience levels: writers, musicians, performers, visual artists. Attendees will leave with concrete ideas what they might put into practice to take their art further. They’ll also be taking home a few handouts.

Ken Waldman has drawn on 37 years as an Alaska resident to produce poems, stories, and fiddle tunes that combine into a performance uniquely his. 12 CDs mix Appalachian-style string-band music with original poetry and Alaska-set storytelling. He has also written 20 books. No matter the venue, he aims to offer a program that’s fun, inspiring, and full of surprises.

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Stretch, Sip & Stitch!
Feb
10
10:00 AM10:00

Stretch, Sip & Stitch!

‘Stretch’ at Yoga with Kelly from 10-11am
(Bring a mat, donations go to FRFC)

‘Sip’ on a Brew and Chat with Board Members and Volunteers on exciting co-op news.

‘Stitch’ an article of clothing, bag, hat, etc. with a new FRFC Patch! We’ll even sew it on for you!

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Drink & Draw with Studio Evangeline
Feb
4
12:00 PM12:00

Drink & Draw with Studio Evangeline

Join Lily of Studio Evangeline in some loosely-guided art the first Sunday of every month!

Bring at least a pencil and paper. Feel free to bring whatever medium you'd like to work with. Some special supplies may be provided.

No skill or experience necessary! Just come hang out with other people interested in doing some art together!

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Drink & Draw with Studio Evangeline
Jan
7
12:00 PM12:00

Drink & Draw with Studio Evangeline

Join Lily of Studio Evangeline in some loosely-guided art the second Sunday of every month! This month's theme is Endings & Beginnings.

Bring at least a pencil and paper. Feel free to bring whatever medium you'd like to work with. Some special supplies may be provided.

No skill or experience necessary! Just come hang out with other people interested in doing some art together!

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