GLORY AWAITS THE BRAVE: 48 Hour Band Contest

Upcoming events:

40, 40, 48 Hours to go-oh-oh! We’re gonna be captivated! Or maybe fascinated? Infatuated? Hell, I’m hoping for all the above.
It’s time once again for the 48 Hour Band Contest! The name drawings to see what kinda bands we’re going to have begin tomorrow, Thursday, May 1, at 6 p.m. Will we have a band comprised entirely of classical clarinet players? Will we have one with two doo-wop singers and a thrash-metal guitarist? Will we see the birth of a new genre, like hip-hop polka (aka, hipolkop)? Only time will tell, though I for one am excited to welcome our new hipolkop entertainment overlords. STEP ASIDE, TAYLOR SWIFT! 
Regardless of what kinda bands these turn into, they only have 48 hours, starting the moment they get put together, to write and rehearse an original 10 minute set that will be performed live on the Klockow stage on Saturday, May 3, starting at 6 p.m. And when I say original, I mean zero covers. They’re starting from scratch, and what’s more, they have to be excellent. It’s explicitly in the rules: “don’t suck.” And the winners will have the privilege, nay, the honor of temporarily holding onto the 48 Hour Band Trophy™, at least long enough to clumsily etch their band name into the side of it. What’s more, the glorious victors will be blessed with a gift certificate good for one medium-sized potato olé from Taco John’s. It’s the greatest award we could think to bestow to a bunch of poor artists.

The 48 Hour Band Trophy™

Life will go on after Saturday, if only more gloriously for the lucky few. But win or lose, everyone should come back on Sunday, May 4, for the next installment of Beer & BS! This month: Madeline Cook of North in Bloom! Ever wanted to know if a rose is a rose is a rose? Madeline is the one to ask. (I don’t care what Gertrude Stein says; she’s not a florist!) Yes, it’s May, which famously brings forth flowers, so we’re going to hear from a local expert on all things floral. This could be a great talk to come to if you just got in a fight with your S.O. and need to come up with a beautiful and personalized “I’m sorry” bouquet pronto! Not to mention Mother’s Day is coming up. 
Beer & BS starts at 2 p.m. and will be the last one until fall, as we’ll be taking the summer off for this event.

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Thanks for checking out our humble little brewery! As long as you keep coming by, we’ll do our part by making the best damn beer possible and serving it in our always inviting atmosphere.

The Klockow Staff

Beer drops this past week:

Local, etc -

  • Hotel Rapids - Grand Rapids

  • Sammy’s - Grand Rapids

  • Timberlake Lodge - Grand Rapids

  • Red Eye - Swan River

  • Pokegama Grill - Grand Rapids

  • Raven Stone - Coleraine

  • SuperOne Liquor - Grand Rapids

  • Boulder Taphouse - Grand Rapids

  • Pokegama Plaza Liquor - Grand Rapids

  • Pokegama Lake Store - Grand Rapids

  • Eagles Club - Grand Rapids

  • Smoke on the Water - Coleraine

  • SuperOne Foods North - Grand Rapids

  • Blueberry Hills Golf Course - Deer River

  • Eagle Ridge Golf Course - Coleraine

  • Willey’s Sport’s Shop - McGregor

Duluth, etc -

  • Bergey’s - Duluth

  • 7 West - Superior

  • 27 Liquors - Duluth

  • 7 West - Duluth

  • Wussow’s Concert Cafe - Duluth

  • Sir Benedict’s Tavern - Duluth

  • DECC - Duluth

  • Dovetail Cafe - Duluth

Hallock

  • Craft Brewhaus - Hallock

Ladies & Gentlemen, Der Erste Mai!

Upcoming events:

At the risk of sounding repetitive, I have to tell you about Der Erste Mai! I know it was part of the blog last week, but the headline was clearly “we won awards,” so forgive me if I want to make sure nothing got buried by the lead story. And it’s this Saturday, April 26, so we need to make sure you know about this NOW! 

And for those of you who don’t sprechidy the lingidy, “Der Erste Mai” means “First of May.” Why, you may ask, are we having it in April then? Most simply, we abide by The Price Is Right rules: we get as close as we can without going over. Now that we got that out of the way, let’s talk bands. We got some familiar faces, we got some new people, and we have all the best! Running down the set list, we got Grand Rapids-based Smalltown SINdrome, 2003UB313 (which is the scientific classification for a dwarf planet near Pluto called Eris) out of Minneapolis, Shadows of Me from Duluth, Minneapolis’s Suburban Muscle, Battery Eyes also from Minneapolis, and headlined by Grand Rapids’ own Underground Til Sundown. 
But everybody knows that the REAL reason ANYONE goes to a music festival is for the food. Ok, perhaps that’s overstating it a bit. But it’s a close second reason to show up, because it’s the return of Singing Chihuahua Tacos! As per tradition, they will be starting their food truck season by slinging tacos to the punk rockers in our parking lot. And once you’ve had your fill of heavily garlic'ed chicken in a tortilla, might we interest you in a bit of ice cream from our friends at Borealis Creamery. We don’t know what flavors they’ll have at hand, but rest assured, there should definitely be one or two obscure delicacies available that will challenge your preconceived notions as to what acceptable ice cream flavors are. Open your mind and let the gelato take you. 
No doubt it’ll be a day of delight and influence. Maybe you’ll even be a bit enticed to pick up an instrument yourself? In which case, we have two options for you, and they’re not mutually exclusive: Open Mic with Ditty Wish and the 48 Hour Band Contest. We know you know about open mic; it happens every month. It always brings in a crowd. And it is generally an awesome time.
Before we go any further, now would be a good time to note how, due to the previous holiday weekend, open mic will be blended with Storyteller Sunday this weekend. If you have a story on animals of any kind (April’s theme is Fauna), be sure to come take the stage to tell us! As per usual, Michael Goldberg of KAXE’s Stay Human will be there recording the pieces for possible inclusion on the radio show. Storytelling starts at 12:30 this Sunday, followed immediately by open mic, going until 4 p.m. 
Which brings us to the 48 Hour Band Contest. In short, it’s where boys become men. It’s where life both begins and ends, as there will be nothing else good in your life that could compare to the glory that happens at this event. It is where gods are molded out of mere dirt. 
But enough understating! The 48 Hour Band Contest starts on Thursday, May 1, at 6 p.m. Those participating will put their name and preferred instrument in a hat to be drawn randomly, assembling all present into different bands. Each band will then have 48 hours to write and rehearse a 10 minute set, as well as to become as much of a band as possible Oh yes, the judges will be judging on “bandiness,” amongst other things. Starting at 6 p.m. on Saturday, May 3, the show will begin and the tributes will be presented before you and the judges, hopefully to be accepted into the pantheon of the immortals, and if lucky, to also carve their name on the 48 Hour trophy and win some potato olés from Taco Johns. 

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Thanks for checking out our humble little brewery! As long as you keep coming by, we’ll do our part by making the best damn beer possible and serving it in our always inviting atmosphere.

The Klockow Staff


Beer drops this past week:

Local, etc -

  • Raven Stone - Coleraine

  • Locker Room - Coleraine

  • Ron’s Korner Market - Bovey

  • Pickled Loon - Grand Rapids

  • Rocket’s - Cohasset

  • SuperOne Foods South - Grand Rapids

  • Pokegama Plaza Liquor - Grand Rapids

  • Boulder Taphouse - Grand Rapids

  • Bottles & Brews - Grand Rapids

  • Dutch Room & Mad Dog’s Pizza - Grand Rapids

  • SuperOne Liquor - Grand Rapids

Bigfork, etc -

  • North Star Lake Resort - Marcell

  • Hayslips Corner - Talmoon

  • Big Fork Wilderness Bar - Bigfork

Range, etc -

  • The Great Outdoors Bottle Shop - Pengilly

  • Silver Creek Liquor - Virginia

  • SuperOne Liquor - Hibbing

  • Keyboard Liquor - Chisholm

  • SuperOne Liquor - Virginia

  • Rocket Liquors - Virginia

  • Crossroads Convenience - Iron

Ely, etc -

  • Zup’s Food Market - Ely

  • Insula - Ely

  • Ledge Liquor Store - Tower

  • Mike’s Drive-In Liquor - Ely

Post-Brewers Cup and Pre-Erste Mai

Upcoming events:

Throughout the years that we’ve been brewing beer for the greater Grand Rapids area, as well as the rest of the state once we put in the canning line, we’ve known that we make a solid product. We know this because you’ve literally told us as much. And we respect you enough to believe you. So it shouldn’t have come as a surprise when we took home the gold for our BHK Nut Brown Ale at the Minnesota Brewers Cup in the American Amber, Brown, and Pale Ale category! But, you know, surprised we were! And thrilled! To quote Sally Field accepting her own award, “You like me, you really like me!” 
And it didn’t end there! The night went on and we also won the silver in the Amber Lager category for our Lundr’s Lager Rauchbier (smoked lager)! It’s one of those instances where we knew we had a great beer on our hands, worthy of competition, but it’s also an uncommon style so it would have some difficulty holding its own against more accessible versions of amber lager. But apparently it’s just what they were looking for! 

All in all, an amazing night and a humbling experience, having such great wins for one of our favorite seasonal brews as well as for one of our flagship beers. We love the beer in no small part because you love the beer too, and now we have some more accolades from our peers in the beer world too. It’s a wonderful feeling and we won’t let you down by resting on our laurels. On the contrary, our dedication is renewed to keep making the best beer you can get your hands on. So we hope to see you in the taproom. 
Prost! 

We’d love to leave it at that, but we got more housekeeping to do! There’s stuff happening, you know! Not least of all we have Der Erste Mai, our annual spring punk music festival, on Saturday, April 26. It’s an all-day event, featuring such bands as Underground Til Sundown, Battery Eyes, Suburban Muscle, Shadows of Me, 2003UB313, and Smalltown SINdrome. And if all this doesn’t scream “spring,” maybe this will: the return of Singing Chihuahua Tacos! Yep, this is always their first event of the year with us. And after that, be sure to get some ice cream from Borealis Creamery and, naturally, a few pints of (award-winning) beer. 
And so almost closes the month of April here at Klockow. Almost, because then on Sunday, being the last Sunday of the month, is Open Mic! Only it’ll be done a little differently this time, what with this upcoming Sunday being Easter and all. This weekend would normally be Storyteller Sunday, so we’re mashing a couple events together. On Sunday, April 27, from 12:30 to 1:30, we’ll have storytellers, and from then on will be standard open mic for everyone else! Storyteller theme for April: fauna (which leads in to May’s theme of “flora.” See what we did there!). 
But alas, Ditty Wish will not be present for Open Mic and will therefore be finding a substitute MC. And this means the subsequent bar sing will be canceled until next month. And so concludes our housekeeping… for now. 

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Thanks for checking out our humble little brewery! As long as you keep coming by, we’ll do our part by making the best damn beer possible and serving it in our always inviting atmosphere.

The Klockow Staff



Beer drops this past week:

Local, etc -

  • Timberlake Lodge - Grand Rapids

  • 38 Outpost - Grand Rapids

  • Zorbaz on the Lake - Grand Rapids

  • Pickled Loon - Grand Rapids

  • Pokegama Plaza Liquor - Grand Rapids

  • Hotel Rapids - Grand Rapids

  • SuperOne Liquor - Grand Rapids

  • Frontier Liquors - Grand Rapids

  • Raven Stone - Coleraine

  • NoPo Coffee - Grand Rapids

Minneapolis, etc. -

  • Stinson Wine, Beer, and Spirits - Minneapolis

  • Top Ten Liquors - Roseville

  • Lexington Liquors - Lexington

  • Ombibulous - Minneapolis

  • Northbound Liquor - Cambridge

  • Scandia Olde Towne Liquor - Scandia

Westworld, etc. -

  • Liquor Depot of Staples - Staples

  • Perham Lakeside Golf Course - Perham

  • 1894 - Perham

  • Dorset Corner Off Sale Liquor - Park Rapids

  • Continental Divide Brew Pub - New York Mills

Breweries Just Wanna Have Fun

Upcoming events:

We like to have fun around here. After all, what is beer but a glass of liquid fun? So it should be no surprise that we’re a fan of games as well, which is why we host events like Ditty Wish Ventures to do a GAME SHOW!, which happens to be tonight, Thursday, April 10, starting at 6 p.m. This month it’s Family Feud, the game that pits family against family to try to guess what kind of inane answers the general population gives to odd questions. And we have it on good authority that Ditty Wish isn’t the kind of host that gets handsy with the contestants, so we’re all good there (looking at you, Richard Dawson).
But maybe you’re thinking to yourself, “Self, this sounds fun and all, watching people play a game, but maybe I’D like to play too!” If this is the case, first of all, you should talk to Ditty about being a future contestant. But more immediately, just come back here next Tuesday, April 15, for Third Tuesday Trivia! And we have a whole new list of categories, so be sure to brush up on your pop culture, science literacy, history, famous faces, sports statistics, geography, classical music, jazz music, Mongolian throat singing superstars, television sitcoms, actors that oddly resemble their dogs, weird quirks of former presidents, fencing maneuvers, the exploits of Le Pétomane, famous memes, popular carbonated beverages, and literature. Naturally, we’re not going to give away what OUR categories are, but you’ll be set for most bar trivia if you study that list.

Sometimes, though, we just gotta go back to our original form of fun. I’m talking about the beer, of course. And the only thing that we can think of that makes beer more fun is if you poke it with a hot iron. “What are you even talking about??” I can hear you asking. That’s right, it’s time again this Sunday, April 13, from 2 to 5 p.m., for Bier Stochern ’25! We’ll have some of our favorite dark and malty beers on tap for people to have poked on our patio where Andy will be manning the bon fire and iron rod. For those who’ve never done this before, the effect of doing this is a cold beer with a large, warm, sweet frothy head. It’s a treat for the senses, and, well, it’s just plain fun! 

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Thanks for checking out our humble little brewery! As long as you keep coming by, we’ll do our part by making the best damn beer possible and serving it in our always inviting atmosphere.

The Klockow Staff

Beer drops this past week:

Local, etc -

  • Raven Stone - Coleraine

  • Locker Room - Coleraine

  • SuperOne Foods North - Grand Rapids

  • SuperOne Liquor - Grand Rapids

  • Boulder Taphouse - Grand Rapids

  • Pokegama Liquors - Grand Rapids

  • Eagles Club - Grand Rapids

  • Dutch Room & Mad Dog’s Pizza - Grand Rapids

  • Blackberry Junction - Blackberry

  • Remer Municipal Liquor - Remer

Westworld, etc. -

  • First City Liquor - Bemidji

  • Happy Tree - Emily

  • Westside Liquor - Baxter

International Falls, etc. -

  • SuperOne Liquor - International Falls

  • The Rocky Ledge - Kabetogama

St. Cloud, etc. -

  • Westside Liquor - Waite Park

  • Westside Liquor - Sartell

About a Brett Bock at the Brewery Before the BS

Upcoming events:

Here at Klockow, we like to keep things fresh: the beer, the air, the attitude, the blog… Well, we try our best with the blog, but, heh, whatdaya do? If we get a bit repetitive talking about all the awesome things we have going on in the taproom, what else can we say but “guilty.” 
So let’s get on with it! Bottle Night is Friday, April 4, and at the risk of repeating ourselves, it’s gonna be awesome. But if you wanna know more, might I suggest you read last week’s blog. As of this writing, we only have three seats left, so call now! 
And back for the first time since last month, Brewery Yoga with Kelly! Whoop whoop! What more is there to say except it’s yoga in the taproom on Saturday, April 5, at 10 a.m. And this month’s non-profit benefiting from your donations is Grace House, so come do yoga and help those in need of shelter. 
Let’s see, uh, Beer & BS! Now this is a bit new because it’s always a different speaker, and for April we have Ashley Brubaker, salon owner and cosmetologist extraordinaire! Ever been curious about how much regulation hair stylists are subject to? No? Well, you should, because it’s way more than you’d think. So come find out what and why and how! Starts at 2 p.m. on Sunday, April 6. 
And so concludes our weekend. Our amazing weekend! But don’t relax too much yet, because next Thursday will be the return of Ditty Wish Ventures to do a GAME SHOW! And we’ve finally come full-circle, repeating the first game show she did on our stage, Family Feud. Just like before, “families” will be pre-chosen for your entertainment, so all you need to do is show up, order a beer, and enjoy. Show starts at 6 p.m. on Thursday, April 10. 
Now all you need to do is stay-tuned to keep hearing more about our regular programming each week. 

Ok, What Is That?
You haven’t seen it on the chalkboard menu, because it has never been on tap. But if you ever perused our beer cooler for to-go beer, you likely saw a bottle with a deer on it called Sour Whitetail Bock. It’s just hanging out. Sitting there on the top left corner of the cooler. Just chillin’. Maybe you stood there, scratching your chin, wondering if you should buy it. Eh, but it’s not on tap, so you can’t try it first. Plus it says that it’s a sour. A sour bock? Hmmm… Maybe you’re tempted, but decide to just get a four-pack of Travelin’ Jack before heading on your way. But this whole experience begs the question:
Ok, what is that?
Good question, because this is a weird one. And I say that in the best possible way.
To begin with, the Whitetail Bock is our imperial maibock, which we brewed a few times in the first couple years of operation. But in 2018, when facing a large number of high ABV beers on tap, Andy Klockow figured it was time to try something new with half of the Whitetail: barrel-age it with Brettanomyces. 
“So we split the batch off. I’d been wanting to play around with different yeasts and stuff for some finishing touches… just kind of experiments, really,” said Andy. “And so we got some barrels that had been used before, so they weren’t bourbon forward. And because it’s such a big beer, it does finish with a decent amount of residual sugars that most yeast won’t eat. So that’s when you introduce the Brettanomyces, which is a different type of yeast, and it eats a lot of sugars that regular Saccharomyces (“brewers yeast”) won’t eat.”
This wild yeast strain has been used for hundreds of years to achieve many unique and distinct flavors, including sourness, floral notes, and what can only be described as “barnyard.” For many brewers over the years, Brett, as it’s more commonly called, was seen as something to avoid, giving unwanted flavors. But like so many things, we slowly and collectively started embracing this wild and beastly yeast, accepting those untamed, funky flavors. 
“Ours picked up a lot of the oak, I feel like, and not as sour as some sours that most people are used to,” added Andy. “But definitely more acidity.” 

The Sour Whitetail Bock sat in the barrels for well over a year, taking on the Brett characteristics, before we did something else that was unexpected: we bottle conditioned it. 
“And that’s when we added more Brett yeast, actually a third strain of Brett, along with some priming sugar to bottle condition it the way you would in a home brew situation.”
If you’re unfamiliar, bottle conditioning is extremely rare in the beer industry. Quite common for wine, such as champagne, but you’ll be hard-pressed to go to your average liquor store and find any beer that’s been bottled this way. And what this means is that all the carbonation in the Whitetail Bock is completely natural, a byproduct of the yeast, and also that this beer has the additional ability to continue to evolve as it ages due to the chemistry happening inside the glass. If you had one four years ago, it will definitely have some different characteristics today from what you remember. 
So what are some of the characteristics?
On the nose, you’ll notice a lot of toasted notes, which is common for anything that ages on spent yeast cells. Additionally, you might be surprised by the amount of fruit character, specifically stewed apricots and apples. Almost like an apple pie, really, because there’s plenty of caramel notes as well. And once you drink it, if the nose ever convinced you that this might not be a beer, your tongue will dispel that notion. The grains and the malts come through strong, still with the caramel notes and some of the fruit, but those toasted grains from the original base maibock finally make their presence known. 
Sounds good, no? But just as a word of warning for when you pick one up: the yeast sediment is still at the bottom of the bottle. They are kept upright so the yeast isn’t mixed in throughout, so be mindful about pouring the last bits of the beer out. It’ll definitely be on the hazy side, to say the least. 
And we look forward to drinking it with a bunch of you on our Bottle Night!

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Thanks for checking out our humble little brewery! As long as you keep coming by, we’ll do our part by making the best damn beer possible and serving it in our always inviting atmosphere.

The Klockow Staff

Beer drops this past week:

Local, etc -

  • Frontier Liquors - Grand Rapids

  • Raven Stone - Coleraine

  • Bob’s Country Market - Bovey

  • SuperOne Liquor - Grand Rapids

  • Rocket’s - Cohasset

  • Pokegama Plaza Liquor - Grand Rapids

  • Unwined Up North - Grand Rapids

  • Sammy’s - Grand Rapids

  • Timberlake Lodge - Grand Rapids

  • Eagle Ridge Golf Course - Coleraine

  • Itasca Curling Association - Grand Rapids

Duluth, etc. -

  • Dovetail Cafe & Marketplace - Duluth

  • 27 Liquors - Duluth

  • Boulder Tap House - Superior

  • New Scenic Cafe - Duluth

  • SuperOne Liquor - Cloquet

  • Wussow’s Concert Cafe - Duluth

  • SuperOne Liquor - Duluth

  • SuperOne Liquor - Pike Lake

  • Old Chicago Pizza - Duluth

  • Fitger’s Wine Cellar - Duluth

  • Woodland Liquors - Duluth

They Say Beer in a Bottle Is Better

Upcoming events:

Coinciding with the beginning of the craft beer boom in this country was the start of the Cicerone program, which is a beer training course for professionals in the industry to better know how to serve, store, and discuss that most sudsy of all beverages. It was modeled after the various sommelier programs that have trained wine professionals for decades, allowing bartenders, servers, and basically anyone who isn’t a brewer to know more about the different styles of beer out there and what to expect from them. Because, let’s face it, the age of only having to know whether or not your Budweiser tastes skunky was over by the mid-2000s, when the floodgates of ales and lagers poured forth over the unsuspecting populace who excitedly consumed it all, but had no idea what was happening. 
I say all this as a bit of a segue into telling you about our upcoming Bottle Night on Friday, April 4, where head brewer and co-owner Andy Klockow will give a small group of you a bit more insight into how some of our beers are made and why they taste the way they do - specifically the two beers that we sell by the 750 ml bottle. I mean, if we’re going to have a special night of bottle service, might as well go for the biggest, most unique beers we have. And those happen to be Magic Roundabout Barrel-Aged Imperial Vanilla Stout and the 2018 White Tail Bock Imperial Sour Maibock. Andy will be talking about not just about the brewing process, but the purpose of adjuncts for different flavor profiles, the use of bacteria for souring purposes, what barrel-aging can do, and even bottle conditioning, which is extremely rare in the world of beer. And being a guided tasting, we’ll be going over specific tasting notes as we go through the different bottles. Guests will also be privy to some samples of beer still aging in the barrels, as well as a couple other surprises the head brewer has up his sleeve. 

It’s sure to be a night of education, but more importantly, it’ll be one of delicious treats where we take the time to sit back and savor all the nuance that beer is capable of. Only 16 seats available, reservations required, from 6 to 8 p.m. on Friday, April 4. 
But before that, we still have one weekend left of March and that means Open Mic with Ditty Wish and the Klockow Bar Sing this Sunday! All day long we got music from the masses here at the brewery, whether you’re bringing a guitar or hanging out later for the group sing of classic pub ditties lead by Ditty Wish (hey, that must be where she got her name from)! But it should be noted that it’s an OPEN Mic, so it doesn’t necessitate that you have an acoustic guitar to get on stage. Perhaps you’re a hell of a juggler, or an amateur magician looking to try a trick or two (I’m sorry… illusion or two), or just composed an epic poem that will bring the people to tears. Yeah, any of that would be great! Then as for the bar sing, all you gotta bring is yourself, your voice, and your beer hoisting arm. Do all that, and it’ll be wonderful!
(Oh, and by the way, Münchkin Oktoberfest is in the tanks as of Wednesday. See ya this fall!)

OK, What Is That?
I feel like we’re getting a little casual with the whole “ok, what is that?” lately, mostly because we’re talking about beer that is pretty self explanatory. Smoked Chocolate Stout? Yeah, it’s basically what it sounds like. And this week it’s the Magic Roundabout Bourbon Barrel-Aged Imperial Vanilla Stout. Provided you know what all those words mean, you could almost stop reading right now. But we strive for edutainment, so by all means, keep reading. You might enjoy it! 
Before a beer can grow up to be a big boy like the Magic Roundabout, it typically has to start off as a more standard brew. And so it was for the Roundabout Vanilla Stout, first brewed in 2019, which ran a bit over 6%, used real vanilla beans, and was otherwise a hodgepodge of ingredients from different brewing traditions. What’s more, it was actually the first brew ever created by our former brewer Max Chamberlain, meaning his legacy here at Klockow will last for many years to come. 
But we’re not talking about some standard brew. We’re talking imperial barrel-aged!
“For a 6% vanilla stout, it was super robust. It just had the body and all the right things that would make it good as a higher ABV beer capable of taking on the barrel character,” said Andy Klockow. “Plus more vanilla beans. Because why not use more when it’s bigger!” 
Hence the decision to add this style to the Klockow BA pantheon along with Double Downwind, Guardians of the Beam, Decima, etc. Anyone who has ever had this beer has noticed one thing about it in particular, which puts it very much in line with every other imperial version of a beer: it’s sweet. Even before getting to any barrel character and the extra vanilla beans steeping in the barrels, simply by beefing up the malt ingredients means that there are a greater number of sugars capable of turning into alcohol, which also means that there will inevitably be a greater amount of residual sugars that find their way into the final product. This is important if what you’re looking for is a drier, cleaner beer: you won’t find that in an imperial stout. I’ve often recommended imperial IPAs to people looking to dip their toe into hoppier beers, and those that’ve taken my advice have largely come back and said they liked what they tried. A little sweetness can go a long way, but only if that’s what you want. 

Once you accept that the beer is sweet and vanilla-y, you’ll then be ready to enjoy the layered nuance of this beer. Besides the vanilla, there’s light chocolate notes, a faint bit of minty-herbalness, a bit of oak, and no shortage of caramel, all flowing on a thick, malty body that coats your mouth. If you haven’t put it together yet, I’ll say it plain: this beer is dessert in a glass. 
“I think, objectively, it’s one of the most full, complete barrel-aged beers we’ve done,” said Andy. “It’s got a lot of depths of flavor. A tiny bit of smoke malt in there, a lot of caramel malt, and different things to make that stout a little rounder.” 
This is probably why, when asked what the best beer Klockow has ever done while sitting for an interview for this blog last year, Tasha Klockow said that Magic Roundabout is just objectively the best beer to ever be made at this brewery.

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Thanks for checking out our humble little brewery! As long as you keep coming by, we’ll do our part by making the best damn beer possible and serving it in our always inviting atmosphere.

The Klockow Staff


Beer drops this past week:

Local, etc -

  • Hotel Rapids - Grand Rapids

  • Raven Stone - Coleraine

  • Dutch Room & Mad Dog’s Pizza - Grand Rapids

  • SuperOne Liquor - Grand Rapids

  • Pokegama Plaza Liquor - Grand Rapids

  • S&S Bottle Shop - Deer River

  • Pokegama Lake Store - Grand Rapids

  • Pickled Loon - Grand Rapids

  • SuperOne Foods South - Grand Rapids

  • Smoke on the Water - Coleraine

  • Kocians - Bigfork

  • NoPo Coffee - Grand Rapids

  • Ron’s Korner Market - Bovey

Iron Range, etc -

  • Super Smoke Shop - Virginia

  • SuperOne Liquor - Hibbing

  • SuperOne Liquor - Virginia

  • Marge’s Liquor - Eveleth

Ely -

  • Boathouse Brewery - Ely

  • Mike’s Drive-In Liquor - Ely

  • Ely Liquor - Ely

Hallock -

  • Hallock Curling Club - Hallock

Blood is Thicker Than Water, and Downwind is Thicker Than Blood

Upcoming events:

We’d like to say sorry for canceling the drag show last Saturday. We stand by it being a wise choice though, what with travel conditions around the state. But as you can imagine, it’s easier said than done to herd together a half-dozen or so independent performers for a last-minute reschedule. After going through a few different possible dates and not seeing any of them work, a decision was made to just wash our hands of the spring show, say “c’est la vie” and “that’s how the cookie crumbles sometimes,” and focus instead on the June show. That’s Pride Month, after all, and it’s very uncommon for it to snow that time of year too. 
Fortunately, we were still able to have a killer Storyteller Sunday this past weekend (History edition), as well as a great Third Tuesday Trivia! There was some tough competition, what with the all confident answers and lucky guesses being thrown around, but there can only be one victor! Well, one per game. And our winners this week were Quiz Me Like One Of Your French Girls and Pins & Needles, respectively. The odds were ever in your favor, or at least the categories were. 
(Honestly, some of the best parts of the night were the people who came up with their answer card, muttering how they didn’t know of any poets when the category was Poetry, only for them to drop off the correct answer. Remember, kids, pay attention in class and you too may be able to pull an answer out of your ass for bar trivia.) 
Btw, we want your blood. Or at least the blood mobile does. Memorial Blood Centers will be back here this Saturday, March 22, from 11 a.m. to 3 p.m. You can schedule your appointment online at www.mbc.org/searchdrives, sponsor code 4858, or contact Trudy at 218-591-3000. The blood you donate will save a life. For that reason, we’re always happy to host the blood bus. 

OK, What Is That?
So much of what’s on the menu here at Klockow is some sort of historical throwback, a classic style honed over the centuries. Perhaps they have a home in some storied region of Europe. And what is in the glass is just the current iteration from some long lineage; the contemporary generation that is tied to the past by an immutable culture. 
And some other beers are just ones we just made up. Like the Downwind Smoked Chocolate Stout.
“It’s a big ol’ hybrid. So it is a dry English ale yeast, which brings it into the English realm of stouts, but it has a heavy German malt base,” said head brewer and co-owner, Andy Klockow. “The beechwood smoke is a big component in it.”
And on top of that, the whole batch is steeped with a sack of cacao nibs to give it that dry, bitter, dark chocolate flavor as well. 
“It’s really, truly American. It’s a melting pot of a beer,” added Andy.

So what’s going on here. Well, for starters, it should be noted that this is a beer that needs little extra description, because the name kinda just explains itself. We Americans are used to just making stuff up and pitching them to the public, and the public responds by saying, “yeah, sounds great! I’ll try anything twice!” While in Europe, there are generations of a known style when it comes to beer (and wine and cheese and meats and etc. etc. etc.). Go to Bamberg, Germany, order a beer, and they’ll give you a rauchbier without a second question. In the states, we’re fully of second questions. There are no local styles here; we simply make other peoples styles and invent our own as well, but the new recipes aren’t tied to anything. Just sounded good, you know. 
Which is exactly what the Downwind is. It was one of the first beers on tap when Klockow opened more than seven years ago, and it was immediately a big hit. It gave customers a taste of something big and brash, yet balanced. And it set the stage for many of the other flavor bombs that were to come, including many of the barrel aged beers. In fact, the first barrel aged beer at Klockow as an imperial version of the Downwind, which many know as Double Downwind. 
This beer is also on the vanguard of some of the new revelations here at the brewery, namely that more and more of our beer is being sold to-go in cans, whether from the taproom itself or from liquor stores around the state. So when it was released again this past winter, we were all taken a-back when every single can sold out within a month. Beer batches are typically split between cans and kegs with the thought of them lasting about the same amount of time. So we broke from tradition this winter, and brewed it again just to can it! 
“There’s some shifts in consumer trends that we’re seeing, where a lot of people are buying beer at liquor stores to go home vs. coming out to an establishment to drink,” said Andy. “It’s good to see some of the beers we make do better in liquor stores than the taproom. And so we have to be able to shift to cater to those needs. It’s all part of our learning and growing in running a small business!”
And we’re damn pleased to see so many people want this brew for their home fridge. Probably didn’t hurt that we got a nice shout out last month as one of the five beers to check in in February on Racket’s Doin’ Beers. 

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Thanks for checking out our humble little brewery! As long as you keep coming by, we’ll do our part by making the best damn beer possible and serving it in our always inviting atmosphere.

The Klockow Staff

Beer drops this past week:

Local, etc -

  • Boulder Taphouse - Grand Rapids

  • Hotel Rapids - Grand Rapids

  • Raven Stone - Coleraine

  • SuperOne Liquor - Grand Rapids

  • Rocket’s - Cohasset

  • Pokegama Plaza Liquor - Grand Rapids

  • Pokegama Lake Store - Grand Rapids

  • Sammy’s -Grand Rapids

  • Timberlake Lodge - Grand Rapids

Westworld, etc. -

  • Vergas Liquor Store - Vergas

  • Perham Lakeside Golf Course - Perham

  • Red River Liquor Co. - Akeley

  • Brew Ale’s & Eats - Perham

Metro area, etc. -

  • Dabbler Depot - St. Paul

  • Princeton’s Liquors - Maple Grove

  • Wine & Roses Liquors - Forest Lake

  • Ombibulous - Minneapolis

Saunas and Stories and Drag Shows, Oh Yay!

Upcoming events:

There’s a peace and serenity to this time of year, like we’re all holding our collective breath watching the snow slowly melt in order to fully embrace the upcoming spring and summer seasons. It’s in this interim where we simply wait, with a certain mindfulness, of what’s to come and what we’ve survived. 
Of course, it’s still early March, so we’ll likely get a couple more heavy, wet snowfalls, but whatever. Fake spring thaw still has the same effect on us. We just have to allow ourselves our peace. 
It’s been so relaxing that I nearly forgot about the fact that we have both Ditty Wish Ventures to do a GAME SHOW and our Mobile Sauna Residency today, Thursday, March 13! Wild how things have a way of sneaking up! Sauna will be here from 4 to 7 p.m., and you can register here or just walk up, provided you have adequate footwear and a bathing suit and there’s room (so yeah, best to register in advance). As for the GAME SHOW, we’re doing Jeopardy! this month! It’s one of the most successful game shows of all time, so why not give it a go? Come watch and be amazed at the intellectual prowess of the contestants, or laugh because you know the answer and they don’t, allowing you to have a moment of superiority and a little bit of what the Germans call schadenfreude. Plus you can do it all with a beer in hand after a sauna. Game starts today at 6 p.m.
We’ll kick back and relax on Friday. Nothing is happening, unless you consider just coming to the brewery to have Nathan serve you a beer to be noteworthy. Whether or not you consider it worth writing home about, it’s not a bad way to spend an afternoon. 
And you’ll need that energy since it’s the return of Radiance on Saturday! Our quarterly drag show extravaganza is back with the changing of the season with their latest show, War on the Runway, featuring the talents of Spectrum, Dixie Diamond, Anne Noying, Pistachio Creampie, ThatQueerIsa, and Hellen Heaven. $15 at the door, show starts at 9 p.m., right after normal business hours! If it’s anything like the last couple shows, it just might be worth writing home about. 

But then we relax again on Sunday. Tis the day of rest, after all. And what better way to kick back than with some cool stories? Good thing it’s Storyteller Sunday again, this time with the theme of “history” for all you history buffs out there. Who knows what kind of history people are going to talk about, but a Storyteller Sunday has yet to disappoint when it comes to the different themes each month. I’m crossing my fingers that we get a war story or two; would be nice to hear something like that from someplace other than the History Channel for once. 
Then, more peace and serenity… with any luck, at least. 

Where There's Smoke, There's Lager (PLUS BOOKS & GAMES)

Upcoming events:

Unlike Adrien Brody giving an Oscar speech, we’ll be respectful of your time and gracefully excuse ourselves once the music stops playing. Surely you have other things on your plate. Maybe even another blog to read. Hey, we don’t judge! What I’m saying is you’re busy, so we’ll keep things short and to the point.
And the point is that you need to clear your schedule immediately because Books & Brews is happening today, March 5!! Until 7 p.m., be sure to come by the brewery to visit this bi-annual pop-up bookshop, courtesy of our good friends at Wildflower Bookshop! Learn a bit about history. Get lost in a novel. Find thoughtful elegance in a poem. Get frustrated with the next Do-It-Yourself book. And do it all with a beer in hand. 
If you find yourself reading this on Thursday and are looking to do something with your open schedule because, let’s face it, life is boring and we’re always looking for ways to fill our time and the void in our lives, you could always swing by for our brewery open house on Saturday, March 8! That’s right, it’s once again International Women’s Day, which means it’s time again for the women’s day brew. Andy will be taking a backseat from the brewing (which is convenient since it’s his birthday and all) and Tasha will be leading the annual brewing of Siduri’s Garden saison. Come by and help! Come by and see what’s happening! Come by and have a cup of coffee and ask what a saison is. Seriously, it’s an open house, so the only thing you have to do is come on by! And then in a few weeks, we’ll have some more Siduri’s Garden for everyone, thanks to you. 
And then on Sunday, it’s the monthly return of Board Games and Records! You know the drill for that one by now: bring us your vinyl records and your gaming crew and conquer the world… unless Yahtzee is more your jam, of course. Or if just watching is more your jam, maybe come back next Thursday, March 13, for the next installment of Ditty Wish Ventures to do a GAME SHOW! Jeopardy! edition!! (Sorry for all the exclamation points.) It’s one of the most beloved game shows in television history, and now it’s gonna come to the Klockow stage. Ditty Wish is assembling the contestants, so all you need to do is pull up a beer and be amazed at what the players know… or laugh at them for being so uninformed. Either way, that’s some good entertainment. 
And I think the music has been playing for awhile now. Ugh, fine. We’ll be on our way now, just so long as we see you later! Just tell your bartender Brody sent you. 

OK, What Is That?
It’s not very common that you see the term “rauchbier” on a menu. Slightly more common, you’ll see “smoked beer,” which is literally just the English translation of the German rauchbier. Regardless of how common they are in the world, you do see them in our taproom, attached to our Lundr’s Lager. And now we’re gonna say a few words about it.
It should be first said that prior to the advent of the drum kiln for the drying of malted grains, germinating barley and wheat and rye was dried over an open flame. And anyone who has been to a campfire is probably quite familiar with the byproduct of wood flames: smoke. So for centuries, functionally every beer was a smoked beer. The problem with that is that not all smoke tastes good. If you’re in England where they have a lot of coal, you’re going to end up with beers that have an awful sooty flavor. Even a lot of different wood out there isn’t going to bring the kind of flavors that brewers are looking for. So for most of the brewing world, the drum kiln was a godsend and they never looked back to the old ways of smoke curing their malts. 

Except for in Bamberg, Germany. Brewers there not only stuck with the old ways, they sought to make them better. And in time, rauchbier became synonymous with Bamberg, the way Altbiers are synonymous with Düsseldorf and Kölschs are with Cologne and Märzens are with Oktoberfest in Munich. So if you stop into a beer hall in Bamberg and simply ask for a beer, expect a rauchbier to come your way.
In all other ways, they’re a fairly traditional and common German-style lager. They have an amber color and a crisp finish. 5ish percent alcohol. Middling sweetness. Yeah, they’re great! But they are indeed smoky, so if you have an aversion to that flavor, be warned. But even if you do, it’s still worth a taste. Maybe you had no idea how much you liked the flavor? That’s what craft brewers are for, after all! To give you new things to try.
So if you’re curious about a traditional-style rauchbier, come to our taproom and ask for a Lundr’s Lager. This beech wood smoked bad boy is one for the books!

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Thanks for checking out our humble little brewery! As long as you keep coming by, we’ll do our part by making the best damn beer possible and serving it in our always inviting atmosphere.

The Klockow Staff

Beer drops this past week:

Local, etc -

  • Timberlake Lodge - Grand Rapids

  • Sammy’s - Grand Rapids

  • Bottles & Brews - Grand Rapids

  • Raven Stone - Coleraine

  • SuperOne Foods North - Grand Rapids

  • SuperOne Foods South - Grand Rapids

  • SuperOne Liquor - Grand Rapids

  • Rocket’s - Cohasset

  • Pokegama Plaza Liquor - Grand Rapids

  • NoPo Coffee - Grand Rapids

  • 38 Outpost - Grand Rapids

  • Mark’s Bar - McGregor

  • Willey’s Sports Shop & Spirits - McGregor

Duluth, etc. -

  • Dovetail Cafe - Duluth

  • 7 West - Superior

  • 27 Liquors - Duluth

  • SuperOne Liquor - West Duluth

  • SuperOne Liquor - Pike Lake

  • Sir Benedict’s Tavern - Duluth

I Sure As Heckfire Remember What's Coming Up. Sauna and Song? Bing!

Upcoming events:

Groundhogs Day was earlier this month, but the last week or so has made me think of the scene in the movie of the same name where Phil is giving his report for the umpteenth time — tired, depressed, and ornery — saying of the weather, “It’s gonna be cold. It’s gonna be grey. And it’s gonna last you for the rest of your life.”
Eventually, tomorrow DID in fact come (“What if there is no tomorrow? There wasn’t one today!”), and the sun came out and Phil got the girl. Our version of that, though, will have to be our Mobile Sauna Residency with Stonegrove Saunas, at least until spring actually comes. We had a nice start to the residency last Thursday, so make sure to make it here tomorrow, Feb. 20, especially since they won’t be back until March 13. Thank you, Stonegrove, for bringing a little extra warmth into our lives this winter!

Fun fact, Groundhog Day was adapted into a musical in 2016. I say this by means of a segue to talk about our monthly Open Mic with Ditty Wish, this Sunday, Feb. 23! Starting at noon and going until 4 p.m., we’re always impressed by the people that come out, the monthly regulars as well as the new. Not sure if we’ve ever had someone get up and sing Broadway tunes, but we have had someone do an impressive version of “A Whole New World” from Aladdin, where he sang both parts! Though we’re still waiting to see someone do a whistling bellybutton trick. 
Be sure also, you musical campers, to stick around after open mic for our monthly Klockow Bar Sing! In the age where you can have any kind of entertainment at any time, it’s good to think back every now and then to when the only music at a bar would have been you and your friends singing a drinking song. So that’s what we’re gonna do, this Sunday, starting at 4 p.m. BING!

I Got You Babe…
Groundhogs Day was earlier this month, but the last week or so has made me think of the scene in the movie of the same name where Phil is giving his report for the umpteenth time — tired, depressed, and ornery — saying of the weather, “It’s gonna be cold. It’s gonna be grey. And it’s gonna last you for the rest of your life.”
Eventually, tomorrow DID in fact come (“What if there is no tomorrow? There wasn’t one today!”), and the sun came out and Phil got the girl. Our version of that, though, will have to be our Mobile Sauna Residency with Stonegrove Saunas, at least until spring actually comes. We had a nice start to the residency last Thursday, so make sure to make it here tomorrow, Feb. 20, especially since they won’t be back until March 13. Thank you, Stonegrove, for bringing a little extra warmth into our lives this winter!

Still from Groundhog Day, staring Bill Murray

Fun fact, Groundhog Day was adapted into a musical in 2016. I say this by means of a segue to talk about our monthly Open Mic with Ditty Wish, this Sunday, Feb. 23! Starting at noon and going until 4 p.m., we’re always impressed by the people that come out, the monthly regulars as well as the new. Not sure if we’ve ever had someone get up and sing Broadway tunes, but we have had someone do an impressive version of “A Whole New World” from Aladdin, where he sang both parts! Though we’re still waiting to see someone do a whistling bellybutton trick. 
Be sure also, you musical campers, to stick around after open mic for our monthly Klockow Bar Sing! In the age where you can have any kind of entertainment at any time, it’s good to think back every now and then to when the only music at a bar would have been you and your friends singing a drinking song. So that’s what we’re gonna do, this Sunday, starting at 4 p.m. BING!

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Thanks for checking out our humble little brewery! As long as you keep coming by, we’ll do our part by making the best damn beer possible and serving it in our always inviting atmosphere.

The Klockow Staff

Beer drops this past week:

Local, etc -

  • Hotel Rapids - Grand Rapids

  • Raven Stone - Coleraine

  • SuperOne Foods North - Grand Rapids

  • SuperOne Foods South - Grand Rapids

  • SuperOne Liquors - Grand Rapids

  • Pokegama Plaza Liquor - Grand Rapids

  • Locker Room - Coleraine

  • Hollywood Bait - Bovey

  • Dutch Room & Mad Dog’s Pizza - Grand Rapids

  • Blackberry Junction - Blackberry

  • Smoke on the Water - Coleraine

  • Timberlake Lodge - Grand Rapids

  • Sammy’s - Grand Rapids

Further & further south, etc. -

  • SuperOne Liquor - Crosby

  • Scandia Olde Towne Liquor - Scandia

  • Dorset Corner Off Sale Liquor - Park Rapids

  • Ombibulous - Minneapolis

So You Think You Know What An IPA Is, and Other Games & Stories

Upcoming events:

How about that game! We’d like to congratulate the winner of the Super Bowl, the clear victor with so much post-game interest and attraction, Mr. Kendrick Lamar! Yes, the spirit of competition lives on. Young man has a bright future ahead of him.
Closer to home, we have our own competitions we’re interested in, namely So You Think You’re Smarter Than Your Bartender and Third Tuesday Trivia! Tomorrow, my friends, Ditty Wish will be pitting various contestants against two of our most esteemed bartenders to see who comes out on top: the general public or that friendly face behind the bar. Much like the game’s television predecessor, the bartenders will have an advantage with potentially knowing more about the categories, whereas the public’s advantage will be strength in numbers. Be here, in the Klockow taproom, Thursday, Feb. 13, to see who gets crushed into their beer!
Once that’s over, for everyone who would rather get in on the action rather than watch contestants in a game show, Third Tuesday Trivia continues next week on Feb. 18! Though we had fun doing things auction style (it’s much more action oriented, as you can imagine), we’re going to change the structure so that the game is more fair to the less tenacious. Answers will from now on be written out, so don’t worry if you’re not the first to wave your paddle. Just worry whether or not you have a well-rounded trivia team! 
Though, we have to admit, one of the things we’re most excited about is already sitting in our parking lot. Stonegrove Saunas will be beginning their residency at Klockow Brewing on Thursday, Feb. 13, from 4 to 7 p.m., and returning next week at the same time! This will be one of the best times to have a sauna too, because it’s freezing ass cold out this week! If you’ve never experienced negative temps while taking a break from the sauna, you’re in for a treat. How often can you stand bare skin to such conditions and have it feel good?? 
Walk-ins are welcome if space is available, otherwise be sure to save a seat for yourself on their website. It’ll be good for your health. As the Finnish say, if a sauna can’t cure it, it’s fatal. 
Speaking of health, good or bad, that is the theme for this month’s Storyteller Sunday, coming up this weekend on Feb. 16, at 2 p.m. The more we think about it, this theme could yield any number of different stories… might we hear about someone’s battle with cancer? Or maybe someone training for their first marathon? It’s more than possible someone could share a story about how they finally quit smoking. I know my first thought when posed with the topic of health was a story about the lack thereof, but there’s no reason for that! Hell, even being in love is good for your health, so maybe we’ll get a Valentine’s story or two as well. 

Ok, What Is That?
We addressed the hoppy elephant in the room last week, but what about the whole herd? That’s right, we’re talking the big hop head this week: The IPA. 
For better or for worse, the IPA has become a symbol for the craft beer movement over the past two decades. Indeed, we often get people in the taproom, new to breweries, in whose eyes we can see the trepidation in even being there, telling us that they don’t want an IPA and knowing in their heart of hearts that they just committed the cardinal sin of microbrewery etiquette! For every craft beer is an IPA!! 
Of course, that’s not exactly true, though they are crazy popular and every — and I do mean EVERY — craft brewery has at least one IPA. So these newbies aren’t entirely wrong in their estimation. But we’re getting off track. 
What IS an IPA?

For starters, the acronym stands for India Pale Ale. Secondly, it originated in England, and so begins our story: Imperial jolly olde England had a little problem with shipping their popular pale ales via sail ship from Great Britain to India. Much of the time, the beer went bad without any type of modern stainless steel kegs, let alone proper refrigeration. What’s an empire to do? One fairly obvious option was more preservatives. And wouldn’t you know it, but it happens to be that hops, in addition to being a flavor adjunct, are a preservative! So a practical solution to a logistics problem turned into an epicurean revolution! Turns out the people had a taste for these bitter buds! 
This is the story that many a craft beer snob has told over the decades to the perceived neophytes at the bar. And… it’s surprisingly accurate. Without getting bogged down in boring details about the East India Company and Napoleon’s blockade, as well as tangents like the fact that porters were also quite good at being shipped long distances, the story is short, sweet, and pretty spot on. 
Despite its long history, it wasn’t until the recent craft beer boom in the U.S. that the IPA became the powerhouse in world beer that it is today. And why, you might ask? Perhaps because it is the flavor antithesis to the light lager. Maybe coffee-swilling Americans have that much more of a passion for bitter drinks. Maybe one of the gods got sucked into a bet, story of Job style, and now we all have these hop-bombs packed onto our liquor store shelves. Regardless of why, they’re here to stay, and they’re proliferating. Now we have West Coast IPAs (classic American style), Imperial IPAs (higher alcohol and hops), Hazy IPAs (unfiltered and more citrusy), and Session IPAs (lower alcohol but still very hop forward). And this is to say nothing of the styles that have come and gone from popularity, like the Black IPA (darker malt but still hoppy) or the Milkshake IPA (be thankful that you don’t know). 
Maybe this is why so many people think that all craft beer are IPAs! There’s certainly a lot of them.

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Thanks for checking out our humble little brewery! As long as you keep coming by, we’ll do our part by making the best damn beer possible and serving it in our always inviting atmosphere.

The Klockow Staff

Beer drops this past week:

Local, etc -

  • Pokegama Plaza Liquor - Grand Rapids

  • Dutch Room & Mad Dog’s Pizza - Grand Rapids

  • Boulder Taphouse - Grand Rapids

  • Pickled Loon - Grand Rapids

  • Zorbaz on the Lake - Grand Rapids

  • NoPo Coffee - Grand Rapids

  • Smoke On the Water - Coleraine

  • Bear Ridge Pizza - Cohasset

  • Sammy’s - Grand Rapids

St. Cloud, etc -

  • Westside Liquor - Waite Park

  • Westside Liquor - Sartell

  • Westside Liquor - Little Falls

Westworld, etc -

  • First City Liquor - Bemidji

  • Bemidji Curling Club - Bemidji

  • Happy Tree - Emily

  • Remer Municipal Liquor Store - Remer

  • SuperOne Liquor - Crosby

  • SuperOne Liquor - Baxter

  • Beehive Offsale Liquor - Bemidji

International Falls, etc -

  • Bootleggers Liquor - International Falls

  • The Rocky Ledge - Kabetogama

Shall We "Hop" in the Sauna? And Other Questions

Upcoming events:

Ever get that feeling that you’re just spinning in circles, not really going anywhere? We here at Klockow Brewing Company get you. We understand. How, you may ask? I’d like to think that as makers and sellers of beer, we’ve heard enough stories from people across the bar that we could be certified therapists, all of us. 
Our advice — embrace it. Hell, it’s still the middle of winter and our bodies are doing their best to tell us to slow down and conserve energy lest we freeze, so if there were ever a time to embrace this mentality, it’s right now. 
This doesn’t mean it has to be depressing or otherwise not stimulating. Heavens to Betsy no! Case in point, our Beer & BS event this past Sunday, where we all learned a bit about how a play is produced; from funding, to casting, to set design, to script rights, etc. A big thank you to John Schroeder for taking the time to talk about the process with us in the midst of his latest production, Murder on the Orient Express. Which, by the way, be sure to check it out! Opens Friday, Feb. 21. 

John Schroeder talking about the process of directing Murder on the Orient Express.

Looking ahead, you could simply come in and enjoy a beer. Or if you want a bit more to think about, order the Poirot; our offering for the Orient Express Passeport: A Spirited Itinerary. It’s a Belgian Tripel with a mystery snit, and we challenge you to solve the mystery of what’s in the glass. Only about a third of people who have ordered it have successfully named their mystery beer, so it’s harder than you might think! 
If games are your jam, this is your reminder that this Sunday is once again Board Games & Records Day! Sure, you could just sit and enjoy your tasty beverage, but it would be all the more enjoyable if you were sitting around a table with friends and your favorite board game while your fellow drinkers help with DJing responsibilities. All you need to do is show up with games and records, and we’ll do all the rest. 
This all sounds great, like they’re the kind of days one could look forward to. But maybe you genuinely just want to sit back and relax. Like, really, truly, just sit back. Like sauna-levels of kick back. For you, we’ll be starting our Mobile Sauna Residency on Thursday, Feb. 13. We’re partnering with Stonegrove Saunas for a four-week residency in mid-February and mid-March, where they’ll be parking one of their mobile saunas in our lot on Thursdays. See the website for more information as well as to sign up! 
And once you got a solid sweat on, come back inside and enjoy So You Think You’re Smarter Than Your Bartender! Yes, just like those sick days when you were a kid and you stayed home to watch game shows, we have the next installment of Ditty Wish Ventures to do a GAME SHOW on Thursday, Feb. 13, all for your relaxing entertainment pleasure. A variation of So You Think You’re Smarter Than A Fifth Grader, Ditty Wish has assembled contestants to be pitted against Klockow bartenders to see who is smarter on general trivia. Are you smarter? Are we even smart enough to merit a decent show?? All good questions, and we’ll find out the answers next week. 

Ok, What Is That?
Maybe this is you; you’re at a brewery and you ask the bartender to describe a certain beer and they say it’s quite hoppy. So you nod, knowingly, and then ask about the next one. You know this term. You know that it applies to IPAs. But you don’t know what it actually means. This certainly describes some percentage of you out there, because we’ve been asked point blank before this very question. 
So today we’re going to talk about what “hoppy” means.  
One answer I know I’ve given before is just to say “bitter.” It applied to the moment, and the person asking just wanted a short answer before moving on, so I was correct in saying so. But like so many lessons you learn in elementary school, you find out later that it’s much more complicated than that. To keep it from getting too complicated, we’re mostly just going to look at three different hop varietals (out of hundreds) that many people are familiar with: Columbus, Citra, and Mosaic. 
When it comes to curating the flavor of a particular beer, let’s say an IPA for the sake of this conversation, one of the choices a brewer has to make is what the hop profile is going to be. How bitter do they want it? How floral? Any earthy notes? Fruity? These are all questions that different hops can answer, and the reason there are so many different varietals out there. So if a brewer wants to make a really “hop” forward beer, like a classic West Coast Style IPA, Columbus is often the go-to hop for the job. 
“That’s our main bittering hop here,” said Zach Wood, assistant brewer (and self-described janitor) at Klockow Brewing. “It’s a danker hop.”
“Piney, resiny… it’s what people think of when they say ‘hoppy beer,’ whether they like it or not,” added fellow assistant brewer, Russ Alioth.

Russ Alioth stirring a combination of Saaz, Cascade, Centennial, and Willamette full cone hops into our 22 Hop Road Wet Hop Pale Ale.

As was said, “hoppy” can be synonymous with “bitter,” and Columbus is certainly a beautiful example for that quintessential hoppy character. But if hoppy means anything, it has to mean “hop-like.” So we’re just scratching the surface of what these buds actually taste like. 
Citra, as the name suggests, is widely used to bring out bright citrusy notes in a beer. Very common in hazy IPAs, which are characterized as being juicy and fruity, Citra as a hop is known for lemon and orange flavors, as well as floral. 
Alioth described an interesting aspect of Citra, namely that you could use it as a bittering hop if you keep it in the boil for a long time. But it’s not usually done because it evolves into more of a grassy, green onion flavor, as opposed to the more traditional pine flavor. Clearly, it has more value in bringing the brighter, more acidic notes. 
A common pairing with Citra, the peanut butter to its jelly, is Mosaic. 
“I mean, it’s one of my favorites,” said Alioth.
“It seems like an industry standard at this point,” added Wood. 
Stone fruit, melon, berries: these are some of the unique flavors that brewers use Mosaic for. It sneaks in tropical fruit flavors to blend with the other hops and the malts and yeast in order to give a richer flavor. Indeed, all three of the hops mentioned so far are used in our Travelin’ Jack West Coast IPA, which is likely why so many people are fans of its hop profile. 
So what is “hoppiness”? You can easily get through life describing it as the bitter flavor in beer, but it’s also any vegetal notes you might get. And any citrusy notes. And tropical fruit. And grass. And just about anything else that isn’t bready or grainy. And we’ve only been talking about IPAs so far, the quote-unquote hoppy beers. Maybe another time we’ll take a look at the old world noble hops. So yeah, it’s complicated. But also kinda fun to learn about. 

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Thanks for checking out our humble little brewery! As long as you keep coming by, we’ll do our part by making the best damn beer possible and serving it in our always inviting atmosphere.

The Klockow Staff

Beer drops this past week:

Local, etc -

  • Zorbaz on the Lake - Grand Rapids

  • Bear Ridge Pizza - Cohasset

  • Hotel Rapids - Grand Rapids

  • Bottles & Brews - Grand Rapids

  • Locker Room - Coleraine

  • Smoke on the Water - Coleraine

  • Unwined Up North - Grand Rapids

  • NoPo Coffee Co. - Grand Rapids

  • SuperOne Liquor - Grand Rapids

  • Pokegama Plaza Liquor - Grand Rapids

  • Rocket’s - Cohasset

  • SuperOne Foods South - Grand Rapids

  • SuperOne Foods North - Grand Rapids

  • Eagles Club - Grand Rapids

  • The Craft House - McGregor

Duluth, etc. -

  • 27 Liquors - Duluth

  • Wussow’s Concert Cafe - Duluth

  • 7 West - Superior

  • New Scenic Cafe -

  • Boulder Tap House - Superior

  • SuperOne Liquor - Pike Lake

  • SuperOne Liquor - Cloquet

  • Dovetail Cafe & Marketplace - Duluth

  • D.E.C.C. - Duluth

The Next Beer & BS, and What Would Kelly Fight?

Let it never be said that you, the people of the greater Grand Rapids area, don’t have a song in your heart. We learned beyond a shadow of a doubt this past weekend that we’re all a musical lot indeed, what with the turnout to Open Mic with Ditty Wish and the subsequent Klockow Bar Sing!
Btw, we appreciate that no one actually told any dirty jokes on stage for Open Mic, though we’re always thankful for a decent dad joke or two (which we did get). But yeah, gotta love open mic, what with our faithful monthly regulars who always put on a hell of a show, as well as all the new folks. Especially when they perform original folk songs about poop and mortality (let’s just say you had to be there). So we knew full well that the first part of Sunday would be good for a fun crowd, but we were happy to see the amount of people who stuck around for the pseudo-debut of the Klockow Bar Sing! We technically started it last month with a group sing of Christmas carols, but that just kind of feels like something different, you know. Getting together to sing around the holidays is still something people often do. But the rest of the year? Woefully silent, we are. Which is why we’re trying to change that. Lead by Ditty Wish, with the Beer Choir Hymnal as our guide, the bar sing went great! We even got a nice compliment on our taproom vibe. I mean, let’s face it, belting out a song leads to some good feelings.
Be sure to check out the Klockow Bar sing on the last Sunday of February, starting at 4 p.m.!
Though we admit, maybe not every person wants to come to a bar to sing. Maybe you just wanna work out. And we get that. Which is why we’re so pumped to have Kelly Erickson back for Brewery Yoga with Kelly this Saturday, Feb. 1, at 10 a.m. Even if you’ve slacked on your New Years resolution, that’s no reason to give up entirely, so we’ll make sure to have a space ready for you! 

Or maybe, just maybe, you only want to come here to have a drink. Perfect, because we have drinks a-plenty! Not only that, but we’re excited to be partnering with the Grand Rapids Players for their Orient Express Passport: A Spirited Itinerary. With their newest production, Murder on the Orient Express opening on Feb. 21, the play has reached out to area bars and breweries and challenged them to make a custom drink for the play, as well as to have a passport available for anyone who wants to try to hit all six locations for a chance to win a $100 gift card to Wildflower Bookshop! For here at Klockow, come and enjoy The Poirot, a Belgian Tripel with a mystery. That’s right, our drink is named after the famous Belgian detective Hercule Poirot, so to add to the intrigue, in addition to a Billy Bumbler Belgian Tripel, you’ll be given a 5 oz pour of a beer, bartender’s choice, which you will be challenged to name. If you solve the mystery, you’ll win another 5 oz beer, this time of your choice. 

This could be a good thing to order this Sunday for the next installment of Beer & BS! This month, John Schroeder, director of Murder on the Orient Express, will be giving a talk on the different aspects of directing a play, from casting, to set building, to marketing, etc. There’s no business like show business, and we’ll have a seasoned veteran of the stage to come talk about what it’s like to put on a show. For the beer special, John has named Supply Line Hazy IPA as his favorite, so come get a pint that for only $5 all that day. Talk starts at 2 p.m. on Sunday, February 2. 

We Barley Know You, But We Hop to Change That. It’s the Yeast We Can Do: Kelly Erickson
Question: How long have you been a regular here, and/or done yoga here?
Kelly Erickson: I’ve been a regular here at least three and a half years, since I moved here. I’m a transplant. But I knew about Klockow before I moved because Joel, my partner, lived here already. So we’d come to Klockow several times before then. So I don’t want to claim that I was a regular before I moved.
And then we started doing yoga… I dunno. I moved here in May and I want to say I started in October, so within five months. It was that first winter that I was here. So it was pretty quickly.
Q: But it’s been off and on?
KE: Yep, it’s more seasonal, I would say. In the summer, everyone’s busy, so we tend to take the summer off. So we’ll start in the fall and go through maybe May. 
Q: How long have you been teaching yoga?
KE: Since 2016, so about eight years. I started when I was living down in the cities, at Core Power. It’s a chain studio. There’s quite a few of them. But they have a very specific type of deal; it’s a little more intense, it’s in the heat. But I’ve done my own studies through other teachers. Like I’ve studied yin yoga, which is much more passive. If power yoga is on one end of the spectrum, then yin yoga would be on the other because you just lay in one position. But it’s difficult in it’s own right because you have to hold a position for like five minutes. So anyway, I like to try and combine the two to have some more time on your mat but also working into these more intense postures, more flow, where you’re moving a lot more.
Q: What is your favorite Klockow beer? 
KE: I’m a seasonal person. I definitely like to rotate through the beers. I know that Beatrice (Irish Red) is an upcoming one, so I’ll definitely be on the Beatrice train. Spawn (Pilsner) in the spring and summer. So I don’t have one true favorite. 
Q: When you’re not drinking Klockow beer, what do you like to drink? Doesn’t have to be alcohol. 
KE: Joel has gotten me more into whiskey, on the alcohol front. Otherwise I’m more of a pure water kind of person. Just hydrate. I don’t do it enough in general.
Q: Don’t we all! Ok, so whether it’s whiskey or Klockow beer or water, what’s your favorite food that all this stuff could wash down?
KE: Ooh, great question. Um, I predominantly eat plant-based, so I love a good taco bowl or bean burrito. Those are really easy to just throw together. Joel and I have gotten really into curries. We like to try to make things that we can’t get in town. That’s really what we’re after.
Q: That’s always a good way to go about it. 
KE: Yeah, so right now, I’d say a curry with a lot of veggies it. It’s also soup season, so…

Kelly Erickson

Q: What do you do for work?
KE: Also great question. I… it’s gonna be a long answer. I work for Warner Music Group in tech. I design products and tools that people working in the music industry use to do their job. 
Q: What would be a brief example of what that means?
KE: One of the main tools I work on is this dashboard, essentially, where people who work in the music industry — they’re managing releases and different songs for people — it helps them move that song and the data to different streaming services: Spotify, Apple Music. So getting the music out in the world, essentially, and making sure the data is flowing in the right direction, so that in return, the data flows back and people get paid! 
So I helped build that tool and refine it so that it’s easier to use and works as intended. 
Q: We’ve talked about a lot of things you do, but they’re all work. What do you like to do for fun?
KE: Believe it or not, I do like to do yoga for fun. 
Q: That’s a perfectly believable thing!
KE: I have a dog, Ginger, and I’ll take her on walks all the time. So getting outside, get in the woods. Now that we have snow, we finally went skiing yesterday. Looking forward to that. And I like to curl. Big in the curling community here. That’s super fun. Started doing pottery recently in the last year!
Q: Just at the MacRostie?
KE: Yep, they have a studio there, so I took a class there last April and have been hooked ever since. 
Q: I’ve heard it’s a gateway art.
KE: It is, for sure! It’s so mindful! I see a lot of parallels between pottery and yoga, because you get into this flow state where you’re not really thinking about anything else. You’re not thinking about work. You’re not thinking about your to-do list. You’re just like, I’m here. Just doing this thing, with my body or with my hands. 
Q: What would be a fun/interesting fact about yourself that people might not know?
KE: I don’t know if I have an answer. I feel like I’m a pretty open book. I mean, I did say that I’m in the curling community; I am the vice president of the curling club. I’m only in my third year, and I’m already vice president.
Q: You’re a climber!
KE: It wasn’t intentional. I said no several times. Then they asked again and it turned into a yes. 
Q: Last question: would you rather fight 50 chicken-sized donkeys or one donkey-sized chicken? And why?
KE: You know, chickens are related to dinosaurs, so I feel like a donkey-sized chicken is essentially a dinosaur that I’m now fighting. And those have wings. So I feel like I might have more success against the 50 chicken-sized donkeys. Yeah, I think that’s my answer. 
Q: And this doesn’t necessarily have to be with your bare hands. I’m assuming there’s a farm setting, so there’s whatever you might find in the barn too. If that changes anything.
KE: No, I’d keep it the same, because even if I have, like, a pitchfork or — I was going to say something gruesome like a chainsaw — I think I still fair better against the donkeys. Once again, the chicken, they have wings, and they can be pretty ferocious. So I feel like the donkeys… I might be able to manipulate them. I feel like I could manipulate the donkeys easier, like with a treat, than the chicken. 

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Thanks for checking out our humble little brewery! As long as you keep coming by, we’ll do our part by making the best damn beer possible and serving it in our always inviting atmosphere.

The Klockow Staff


Beer drops this past week:

Local, etc -

  • Timberlake Lodge - Grand Rapids

  • Smoke on the Water - Coleraine

  • Raven Stone - Coleraine

  • SuperOne Liquor - Grand Rapids

  • Sammy’s - Grand Rapids

  • Pokegama Plaza Liquor - Grand Rapids

  • Pokegama Lake Store - Grand Rapids

  • Itasca Curling Association - Grand Rapids

  • Ron’s Korner Market - Bovey

  • Balsam Store - Bovey

Iron Range, etc. -

  • MJ’s Resort - Pengilly

  • Marge’s Liquor - Eveleth

  • SuperOne Liquor - Hibbing

  • Sawmill Saloon - Virginia

  • SuperOne Foods North - Virginia

  • Silver Creek Liquor - Virginia

  • Crossroads Convenience Store - Iron

Ely, etc. -

  • Ely Liquor - Ely

  • Boathouse Brewery - Ely

Sing Us a Song, You're the Fondue Guy

Theoretically, atoms themselves, the ever-active building blocks of the universe, will cease to move once the temperature hits absolute zero. Not sure why that’s been on my mind recently though. Such mystery. 
But enough of the jumbled musings of a confused quadragenarian, we got stuff to talk about! Namely that we just had a couple fun and successful events the last couple days, and we’re always looking forward to a few more. Especially given the number of people whose cars inevitably wouldn’t start at some point this past weekend, it was great to see the turnout we did for Storyteller Sunday and Third Tuesday Trivia! 
Like always, we had a nice slew of writers take to the stage to tell their stories of transitions in their lives, from moving to retiring to relationships. So if you’re upset that you missed it, and lets face it, you should be, cast your worries aside. Michael Goldberg of KAXE recorded the entire show and will be airing each speaker on Stay Human this weekend. So tune in to 91.7 KAXE on Saturday at 9 a.m. or Sunday at 5 p.m.

Trivia, like always, was a hit as well, and will return on Tuesday, February 18. For the first two months, we worked with the “auction” style of trivia, having people wave their paddles if they know the answer. For as much fun as it is to have more interaction with the game, we’ve spoken with organizers and players alike and will be changing the format in future months to something more traditional. So if you’re an introvert, or otherwise aren’t as quick on the draw as a Jeopardy-style trivia night would require, once again you should cast your fears aside. Third Tuesday Trivia is going to be a bit more accessible in the future. 

Speaking of the future, we’re excited, as always for open mic on the last Sunday of the month! My oh my, where has the time gone? January is nearly over as we reach toward February, the month of love. But January ain’t over yet, so let’s close it out with a bit of song, at least! Ditty Wish will be hosting this monthly event, so bring your guitar, your ukulele, your poems, your castanets, your grand pianos, or even your dirty jokes… we’d love to see what you got! And following open mic, starting at 4 p.m. this Sunday, we’ll be continuing with our monthly Klockow Bar Sing! If you haven’t noticed, it’s not the holiday season anymore, so no Christmas songs this time. We’ll be consulting the Beer Choir Hymnal, vol. 2, for songs going forth, so click here to check them out! Hoist a pint to your lips with a song in your heart with us this Sunday! 

EAT YOUR BEER!
There’s nothing like warming up in the chalet after a day of hitting the pristine slopes of the Swiss alps with a pot of fondue and a glass of 2013… nay, 2010 Dom Perignon. A close second would be getting inside your house in northern Minnesota after failing to jump your car, realizing you’re essentially stuck at home, and making a pot of beer fondue with a can of Travelin’ Jack. And since the later is closer to home, let’s take a minute to learn how to make that delicious beer fondue.
This is something I made after work on Sunday, hunkering down as the bitter cold put us in mind of rich and fatty foods lest we succumb to the weather. To make it, all you need is: 

  • 1 lb. of cheese (see below for options)

  • 1 tablespoon of cornstarch (or all-purpose flour)

  • 8 oz of beer (see below for options)

  • 1 clove of garlic, minced

  • 1 teaspoon Worcestershire sauce

  • 1/2 tablespoon of brown mustard

  • salt and pepper to taste

Before anything else is done, the big decisions you have to make are concerning your beer and your cheese. For beer, I used Angry Arms Cream Ale, but any number golden, non-hoppy ales or lagers would work. Heck, I almost used Lundr’s Smoked Lager, but decided to go Angry Arms last second. For the record, it worked amazingly. As for the cheese, it’s a good idea to do at least two varieties in order to play with the flavor and make it a little more complex. Classic fondue uses gruyere and emmentaler, and both of those are great, but this is beer fondue: use at least one cheddar. Other options could be fontina, Monterey Jack, tomme, raclette, or just another cheddar.

Whatever you decide on, grate all the cheese in a bowl and mix with cornstarch while bringing the beer to a simmer in a medium-sized saucepan over medium heat. Once simmering, add finely chopped garlic and Worcestershire sauce to beer and cook for a few minutes. 
Bring burner down to medium-low and slowly add cheese one handful at a time into the beer. Stir continuously and add more cheese as it becomes integrated. This should take about 10 minutes. Once all the cheese is mixed into the saucepan, add mustard and salt and pepper, stir, and transfer to fondue pot for serving. If you don’t have a fondue pot, there is zero shame in just dipping your bread chunks/pretzel bites/cured meat/left-over cheese straight into the saucepan. 
It’s quick, it’s easy, you might even have all the ingredients on hand as we speak, and it’s freakin’ delicious. It’s beer fondue. 

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Thanks for checking out our humble little brewery! As long as you keep coming by, we’ll do our part by making the best damn beer possible and serving it in our always inviting atmosphere.

The Klockow Staff

Beer drops this past week:

Local, etc. -

  • Itasca Curling Association - Grand Rapids

  • Pokegama Grill - Grand Rapids

  • Bottles & Brews Liquor - Grand Rapids

  • Raven Stone - Coleraine

  • SuperOne Foods North - Grand Rapids

  • SuperOne Foods South - Grand Rapids

  • SuperOne Liquors - Grand Rapids

  • Dutch Room & Mad Dog’s - Grand Rapids

  • Pokegama Plaza Liquor - Grand Rapids

  • Eagles Club - Grand Rapids

Westworld, etc. -

  • Brew Ale’s & Eats - Ottertail

  • 1894 - Perham

  • Vergas Liquor Store - Vergas

  • Continental Divide Brew Pub - New York Mills

Southward, Metro, etc. -

  • Northbound Liquor - Cambridge

  • Isanti Municipal Liquor Store

  • Liquor Works - Forest Lake

  • Stinson Wine, Beer, and Spirits - Minneapolis

  • Ombibulous - Minneapolis

  • Surdyk’s Liquor - Minneapolis

  • Top Ten Liquors - Roseville

  • South Lyndale Liquors - Minneapolis

  • Scandia Olde Towne Liquors - Scandia

  • North Country Bottle Shop - Mora

Early 2000s Music References and Smoked Chili is How We Roll

Well, we hope you’re happy. Talking specifically to the skiers and snowmobilers amongst you, for we finally have achieved a good half-foot of snow and therefore are properly situated for a bit of winter recreation! Of course, that’s all thirsty work, so we’re doing our part by having a few cold pints waiting after all your cold play (is that how they got their name? Are they skiers?).
So when you’re done “viva la vida” in the great outdoors, under “a sky full of stars” while dodging the “yellow” snow, come to “my universe” where the beer flows like “magic” (apologies to all non-Coldplay fans. Heck, apologies to everyone). What I’m trying to say is we got some awesome beer, and a few decent reasons to swing by the tap room as well. 
First reason is, well, the taproom is just a nice chill place to hang out with your beer. We’re told this all the time, how people like the cut of our jib. Between that and the wide selection of beer styles, you don’t really need another reason.
But we’ll give you some anyway. Second reason is this Sunday, Jan. 19, is Storyteller Sunday! Starting at 2 p.m., the theme this month is Transitions, where we hope to hear tales on all the ways we’ve made it onto the next chapters of our lives. As per usual, Micheal Goldberg will be on hand to record the speakers, all of whom will be candidates for inclusion on the weekly KAXE show, Stay Human. 

On your average Storyteller Sunday, you can expect a few people with prepared pieces, plus a couple people who take the stage to tell a story off the cuff, usually inspired by previous stories. It’s all open mic this month, so come tell us of a transition in your life.
And yet another reason is Third Tuesday Trivia on Tuesday, Jan. 21! It’s bar trivia, so what more is there to even say?! I suppose I could add that the Trivia Master this month will be from Itasca Indivisible. That we’re once again doing trivia “auction style,” so you best practice being quick with your name paddle! Also that there are five categories, each with three levels per game, but it’ll take wild horses to get the category names out of me. For that, you’ll just have to show up on Tuesday (and because everyone asks, no, the categories don’t necessarily have anything to do with the participating non-profit each month). And furthermore, it should be said that teams can be comprised of up to six people, and the winners of each game get a free round of beer. 

First of two games starts at 6 p.m., so get here early to sign up and be ready to answer obscure questions on life, the universe, and everything.*

EAT YOUR BEER! 
We’re about due to check in with Zach to see how he likes to cook with beer. The dude didn’t disappoint. We’re talking Smoked Chili levels of didn’t disappoint! So without further adieu, here’s Zach Wood’s “Over the Top Chili.” First, the ingredients:

  • 2 lbs beef

  • 1 lb sausage (Zach prefers hot Italian, though breakfast sausage works great, too)

  • 1-3 jalapeños (if you like more heat)

  • 3 medium red onions 

  • 3 tablespoons garlic minced 

  • 5 cans tomatoes with juice (14 oz)

  • 1 can tomato sauce (15 oz)

  • 7oz Chipotles in Adobo sauce

  • 2 cans Lundr’s Lager Smoked Lager (1 for the chili and 1 for you.)

  • 1 can black beans 

  • 1 can red kidney beans

  • 3-5 tablespoons of your favorite chili seasoning to taste

  • Cayenne pepper if you'd like more heat (optional)

Zach uses a Dutch oven for everything, but you can use whatever works best. First, on the stovetop, sauté onions, garlic, and Chipotles until onions are translucent. After about 10 min, add in all your cans of tomatoes, beer, and chili seasoning and bring to a simmer. 
For the meat, mix the beef and sausage together into a meatloaf to cook over the top of the chili for the day on a smoker. The meatloaf goes on a second rack or a cooling sheet above the chili (see picture below). Be sure to salt the meat and/or use a BBQ seasoning of your choice. If you don’t have a smoker or a grill, you can also just brown your meat and add that right into your pot and let it simmer two to four hours (or all day. The longer it simmers, the more the flavors come together). 

Back to the smoker, set the smoker to 225 until the meat hits 165, which could take up to four hours. Once finished, crumble the meat into the chili and then let it simmer for a few more hours 
Make sure to stir the chili every 30-40 minutes, especially in the smoker to help integrate any amount of “smoke crust.”
From there, as the French say, c’est done. Garnish however you prefer but to do it the Zach way, use shredded cheese and some jalapeños.

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Thanks for checking out our humble little brewery! As long as you keep coming by, we’ll do our part by making the best damn beer possible and serving it in our always inviting atmosphere.

The Klockow Staff

Beer drops this past week:

Local, etc. -

  • Raven Stone - Coleraine

  • Boulder Taphouse - Grand Rapids

  • Pokegama Plaza Liquor - Grand Rapids

  • Pickled Loon - Grand Rapids

  • SuperOne Liquor - Grand Rapids

  • Dutch Room & Mad Dog’s Pizza - Grand Rapids

  • Timberlake Lodge - Grand Rapids

  • Smoke on the Water - Coleraine

  • Sugar Lake Lodge - Cohasset

  • Itasca Curling Association - Grand Rapids

  • Gosh Dam Place - Deer River

Westward, etc. -

  • Lakeview Liquor - Bemidji

  • First City Liquor - Bemidji

  • Northern Off Sale Liquor - Bemidji

  • Beehive Offsale Liquors - Bemidji

  • Bemidji Curling Club - Bemidji

  • Remer Municipal Liquor Store - Remer

  • Boulder Taphouse - Baxter

  • SuperOne Liquor - Crosby

  • SuperOne Liquor - Baxter

  • Westside Liquor - Baxter

Northward, etc. -

  • SuperOne Liquor - International Falls

  • The Rocky Ledge - Kabetogama

  • Ash Trail Lodge - Orr

It's About New Dawns, NA Brews, and Newlyweds

It’s a new dawn,
it’s a new day,
it’s a new life for me,
and I’m feeling good.
- Nina Simone

With luck, you and Nina have something in common with this new year so far! And why not? The sun is shining, the… uh, um… Boy, I thought I’d have more positives to share off the top of my head. But after that gloomy December, the sun poking out ain’t nothing!
Maybe you’re feeling good because all those New Years Resolutions you made are making you a better person? There’s at least a few happening here amongst the Klockow crew. Starting with Jamie, she’s doubling down on last year’s progress on protecting her mental health. For Tasha, this year is going to be more about “all or something” rather than “all or nothing.” Don’t let not doing it perfect stop you from doing it all together, you know. Kyle and Amanda were very cryptic about some big project they plan on completing this year. I dunno, we’ll all have to wait and see, I suppose. And Adrianne always chooses a word of the year as a theme, or maybe to haunt her, which she said she figures out later what it more or less means for her. This year’s word is “peace.” We should probably all pray for her.
Then there’s Andy with these words of wisdom: “You don’t have to wait until 4/20 to get high, you can NOT drink months other than January, and you can start a resolution anytime.” The smug bastard has been hitting the gym since October.
But if there’s one thing that New Years is good for, it’s looking ahead. And that’s my segue to talk about upcoming events, specifically the next iteration of Ditty Wish Ventures to do a GAME SHOW! We’ve been looking forward to this one, because it’s the Newlywed Game! Seriously, do I even need to say it? Local couples, all pre-chosen (yeah, if anyone is worried about getting called out of the audience to play, fear not. That’s not how these games are set up), will be put to the test and potentially subjected to public embarrassment all for your entertainment! Do these couples, these life partners, have what it takes to answer basic questions about one another?? We’ll all find out on Thursday, Jan. 9, from 6 to 8 p.m., only in the Klockow taproom.

It’s also the second weekend of the month, which means Board Games & Records on Sunday, Jan. 12. Time to assemble your crew for a solid RISK campaign, or whatever game tickles your fancy, as well as your finest vinyl for a chill day of, well, board games and records. It’s relaxed. It’s easy going. It’s all day. And it’s at the Klockow taproom.

Ok, What Is That?
Despite what Andy said about having a dry month whenever you want (and, let’s face it, April is clearly the best month for that), January is widely recognized as the time to do it. Dry January, they call it! And we don’t know whether you know this or not, but we do actually have a number of non-alcoholic options if you still wanna go out for a beverage this chilly month. Naturally there is root beer and cream soda, as well as a few different flavors of kombucha. We’ve been making our Dukka Water for some time now, and we can’t forget the Shrubbery line (dry just means no alcohol; it says nothing about THC).
But we also have our BHK-NA, our non-alcoholic nut brown ale. Which begs the question: Ok, what is that?
No doubt you’ve seen non-alcoholic beer in the grocery store or in television commercials, but have you stopped to ask yourself what this means? If so, you’re in luck, because we’re going to tell you how our BHK-NA is made, as well as why it was.
“I felt like there was a demand for that. Definitely had people asking about NA options,” said Andy Klockow, co-owner and head brewer. “And we saw an opportunity in the marketplace, because no one is really doing a dark beer.”
Mid-dark, to be more specific. But that’s still darker than the various pale lagers that are most prevalent in the NA market. Even NA IPAs, with their greater hop flavor, are still mostly relegated to golden malts. And our customer base has definitely noticed this, given the number of compliments we’ve received for putting out a different style for the NA brew crowd.

But the question remains, how is this done? Well, since water and alcohol boil at different temperatures, one way is to throw the beer back in the kettle, bring it to 172 degrees F, and boil off all that alcohol. Whereas this is definitely a way to do it, and has been done by many companies before, it has a few big problems. For one, all your alcohol is lost unless you set up an additional coil to catch it. What’s more, if you don’t bring it down to less than .5%, you can’t actually call it NA, so it’s difficult and costly if you get it wrong. And last but certainly not least, boiling your beer kinda makes it taste like garbage. There’s a reason people haven’t historically been huge NA beer fans.
So what is a brewer to do if they want to have a good tasting brew that has functionally zero booze?
“There’s a company in St. Paul that came up with their own technology to vacuum distill alcohol out of beer,” said Andy.
Using the same principle of alcohol boiling at a lower temperature, the aptly named ABV Technology created a process whereby they put the beer batch under pressure so that they can boil the alcohol off without actually increasing the temperature. The result is a beer that is functionally the same as it was before, just missing an ingredient.
“It allows the alcohol to be driven off without affecting the flavor of the beer. Which is huge!”
And what of this alcohol that’s been distilled away from the beer at room temperature? It is captured, sent back to us in a separate container, and eventually turned into our Itsa Selzer (in a way, this is like a double “Ok, What Is That?” since now you know where the alcohol in our hard seltzer comes from, too!).
Throughout the upper midwest, if you have an NA beer, you likely have enjoyed a product thanks to ABV Technology. In addition to processing onsite, they actually manufacture the same equipment for use at larger breweries and smaller, dedicated NA breweries. So besides BHK Nut Brown Ale just being a tasty beer to begin with, if you’ve enjoyed one of our BHK-NAs before, you can thank this ingenious process and the folks at ABV Technology.
Whether you’re doing dry January, dry April, or dry whatever, fear not for we have you covered!

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Thanks for checking out our humble little brewery! As long as you keep coming by, we’ll do our part by making the best damn beer possible and serving it in our always inviting atmosphere.

The Klockow Staff


Beer drops this past week:

Local, etc. -

  • Zorbaz on the Lake - Grand Rapids

  • NoPo Coffee Co. - Grand Rapids

  • SuperOne Liquor - Grand Rapids

  • SuperOne Foods South - Grand Rapids

  • SuperOne Foods North - Grand Rapids

  • Pokegama Plaza Liquor - Grand Rapids

  • Pokegama Lake Store - Grand Rapids

  • Smoke on the Water - Coleraine

  • Raven Stone - Coleraine

  • 38 Outpost - Grand Rapids

  • Sammy’s - Grand Rapids

Duluth, etc. -

  • Dovetail Cafe - Duluth

  • Corktown Deli & Brews - Duluth

  • 7 West - Superior

  • SuperOne Liquor - Cloquet

  • SuperOne Liquor - Pike Lake

  • Old Chicago Pizza - Duluth

  • Boulder Tap House - Superior

  • Fitger’s Wine Cellar - Duluth

  • D.E.C.C. - Duluth

McGregor -

  • Mark’s Bar - McGregor

  • The Craft House - McGregor

  • Big Zandy Zorbaz - McGregor

Happy Solstice Drag, Donate Blood, and have a Merry Beery Christmas!

If you’re reading this, it probably means that you’re doing your best to take a break from your family get-together, and we respect that. But we’re going to keep it brief all the same, because all we really want to do this week is wrap some presents, have a pint or two, enjoy some eggnog, and look for our own excuses to take a little break from extended family. 
But we’d be remiss if we didn’t say thank you to everyone who came out Saturday for our Winter Solstice Radiance Drag Show! It was a fantastic night with some incredible acts (who knew someone in high heals could dive into a roll on a cement floor and make it look safe?) and an audience who ate up every minute of it! We even got to play a little game of “who was it who left the religious pamphlets on the tables and bathroom?” at the end of the night! Seriously, you had to pay a cover to get in, and no one stood out to us as someone who might be there for a covert protest of sorts. Whatever, we enjoy a little mystery as much as the next person. Whoever it was, we hope they enjoyed the show!
For now, we’re gearing up for Festivus tonight, Dec. 23! Ditty Wish will be hosting with music by Sam Miltich, and there’ll be feats of strength and an airing of grievances and, with luck, a few Festivus miracles. Music starts at 5 p.m. and additional shenanigans around 6 p.m.

Later in the week, make sure to take a break from the eggnog long enough to come to the taproom for our blood drive! There’s always a need for blood, so your donation just might save a life. You can schedule online here, sponsor code 4858, or contact Trudy at 218-740-1542 or tyoungren@mbc.org. The blood bus will be here on Thursday, Dec. 26, from 12 to 7 p.m., and Friday, Dec. 27, from 10 a.m. to 4 p.m. Be sure to hydrate before hand!
We’re also excited to have our very own McKeon Roberts gracing the Klockow stage on Friday, Dec. 27 as well! We’re going to start the last weekend of the year with a little bit of style, charm, and rhythm. Music starts at 7 p.m., no cover. 

And with that, we have nothing else to add except have a merry Christmas! With luck it’ll be merry and bright, full of delicious food and drink, and surrounded by the best of friends and family. 

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Thanks for checking out our humble little brewery! As long as you keep coming by, we’ll do our part by making the best damn beer possible and serving it in our always inviting atmosphere.

The Klockow Staff


Beer drops this past week:

Local, etc. -

  • S&S Bottle Shop - Deer River

  • Frontier Liquors - Grand Rapids

  • Hotel Rapids - Grand Rapids

  • Bottles & Brews - Grand Rapids

  • Pokegama Lake Store - Grand Rapids

  • SuperOne Foods South - Grand Rapids

  • SuperOne Foods North - Grand Rapids

  • SuperOne Liquor - Grand Rapids

  • Pokegama Plaza Liquor - Grand Rapids

  • Dutch Room & Mad Dog’s Pizza - Grand Rapids

  • Red Eye - Swan River

  • Blackberry Junction - Blackberry

  • Bear Ridge Pizza - Cohasset

  • Timberlake Lodge - Grand Rapids

  • Sammy’s - Grand Rapids

  • Raven Stone - Coleraine

Iron Range, etc. -

  • MJ’s Resort - Pengilly

  • Marge’s Liquor - Eveleth

  • The Great Outdoors Bottle Shop - Pengilly

  • SuperOne Liquor - Hibbing

  • Keyboard Liquor - Chisholm

  • SuperOne Liquor - Virginia

  • Sawmill Saloon - Virginia

Da Nort, etc. -

  • Ely Liquor - Ely

  • Frontier Sports - Marcell

  • Bigfork Wilderness Bar - Bigfork

Bemidji -

  • Northern Off Sale Liquor - Bemidji

  • Tara Bemidji - Bemidji

The Many Holidays at Klockow Brewing

There are times when I’m proud to be a member of the human race, and this is one such occasion. I mean, not to put too fine a point on it, but it is a great week! Not only do we have the great fortune of being able to look back at the likes of Storyteller Sunday with Stay Human, Ridley and the Rascal: 2 Chaotic to Christmas, Ditty Wish Ventures to do a GAMESHOW, as well as the debut of our Third Tuesday Trivia, but we’re happy, nay, privileged to be able to look ahead to such things as the return of the Radiance Drag Show, Open Mic, and Festivus! 
But I’m sorry, I appear to be burying the lead. My main point on why it’s such a great week is because Thursday, Dec. 19, is the grand return of Magic Roundabout, our Bourbon Barrel-Aged Imperial Vanilla Stout. Why is this so exciting, you may ask? To quote Tasha, the brewery co-owner and good taste impresario, “So here’s the thing, the best beer we’ve ever done, hands down, is Magic Roundabout. I’m going to say that on the record, it is Magic Roundabout.”  

Yes, it will be back. It’ll be back on tap. It’ll be back in cans. And it’ll be back in bottles! We’ve taken a little hiatus on imperial beer bottling, but it looks like supply chain issues have resolved themselves enough to get some 750 ml bottles again. So crank up the heat on that colored wax, we got some bottles to seal!

Which, I should add, is right on time for Christmas. The only question is, who do you like enough to give a bottle of Magic Roundabout to?? Hopefully the answer is: yourself. 
But it ain’t Christmas yet! We got another holiday this Saturday; Winter Solstice! For all you pagans or just those of you who enjoy turning points on the solar cycle, we present to you Radiance! Our first drag performance three months ago was an amazing night, one we knew we had to replicate. And what better time than Winter Solstice to bring those fabulous queens and kings back?! The performance, which is 21+ and $15 at the door, starts at 9 p.m. and will go past midnight as our own Malachy Koons (who is more well known for his work at KAXE) will be DJing a dance party following the show. The energy was just too infectious at the last show, so we figured we’d channel that into an after party this time!
If dancing the night away ain’t your thing, maybe singing in the afternoon is more your cup of tea. With Solstice out of the way, might as well sharpen your caroling skills because we’re going to be doing an old fashioned bar sing following Open Mic on Sunday, Dec. 22. We normally do Open Mic on the last Sunday of the month, but the fourth Sunday will just have to do for December. Works out nice though, since it would feel weird to sing Christmas Carols after Christmas! This is likely going to be a monthly thing, the bar sing, since there’s an ocean of bar shanties out there just dying to be sung with a pint in hand. So c’mon out for the inaugural sing; I guarantee you know at least a few of these classic songs!
Though if Christmas just ain’t your thing at all, and you’ve rained blows down on your fellow shopper over a doll for your son for the last time, maybe you should come celebrate Festivus with us. On Monday, Dec. 23, the traditional day of Festivus, we are going to have a day of music by Sam Miltich, a potluck dinner, an airing of grievances, feats of strength, and of course, plenty of Festivus miracles. Hosted by Ditty Wish, there will be joy and merriment in abundance, particularly when it comes to the leg-wrestling. 
After that… Merry Christmas! 
But in case you’re looking for an extra dish to share for the holiday…

EAT YOUR BEER!
You don’t have to look too long before you find a recipe that requires a pint of beer. Some of them even have you put it in the food (slaps knee). Case in point, you could look in the Minnesota Brewers Cookbook and find a ridiculous amount of them. One such recipe is from our very own Tasha Klockow, and is for Asparagus Risotto. All you need is:

  • 6 cups broth

  • 5 tbsp unsalted butter

  • 1 large onion

  • 1 pound asparagus, cut

  • 2-4 cloves of garlic

  • 2 cups Arborio rice

  • 1 cup Crosswind Kölsch, or any other light, dry beer

  • 1/2 cup frozen peas

  • 1 cup grated Parmesan cheese 

  • 1 lemon

  • Salt and pepper to taste

Put the broth into a pot and bring to a boil. Chop the onion and asparagus, and put the asparagus ends in the broth for added flavor. Reduce heat and simmer. 
In a large pan over medium heat, melt 2 tablespoons butter. Add onion and salt, cook until soft (about 5 minutes). Add garlic and cook until fragrant (about 30 seconds). Add rice, stirring constantly for about 3 minutes. The edges of the grains will start to turn translucent.
Add 1 cup of beer and continue to stir for about two minutes, or until all the liquid is absorbed. Then, using a strainer, carefully pour 5 cups of the hot broth into a measuring cup and add to the rice. Reduce heat to medium low, cover, and cook for 18 minutes, stirring every 6 minutes. Add more broth if it absorbs too quickly. 
With 6 minutes left, melt 1 tablespoon of butter in a pan and add asparagus. Cook for 5 minutes, then add peas and cook for 1 minute then remove from heat. Asparagus should still be crunchy. 
Add 1/2 cup more of the hot broth to the rice and stir constantly to get a creamy texture. Add Parmesan and stir until well combined. Remove from heat and cover for 5 minutes. 
Finally, stir in remaining 2 tablespoons of butter and the juice from the lemon (as little as half the lemon, or the entire thing). Fold in the asparagus and peas add salt and pepper to taste. 
Then enjoy! May your Christmas feast be full of great eats, delicious drinks, and plenty of good cheer! Prost!! 

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Thanks for checking out our humble little brewery! As long as you keep coming by, we’ll do our part by making the best damn beer possible and serving it in our always inviting atmosphere.

The Klockow Staff

Beer drops this past week:

Local, etc. -

  • Dutch Room & Mad Dog’s Pizza - Grand Rapids

  • SuperOne Liquor - Grand Rapids

  • Locker Room - Coleraine

  • Hotel Rapids - Grand Rapids

  • Pokegama Lake Store - Grand Rapids

  • Boulder Taphouse - Grand Rapids

  • Eagles Club - Grand Rapids

  • Pickled Loon - Grand Rapids

  • SuperOne Foods South - Grand Rapids

  • Pokegama Plaza Liquor - Grand Rapids

  • NoPo Coffee - Grand Rapids

  • Sammy’s - Grand Rapids

  • Itasca Curling Association - Grand Rapids

  • Timberlake Lodge - Grand Rapids

  • Rocket’s - Cohasset

Metro, etc. -

  • Northbound Liquor - Cambridge

  • Isanti Municipal Liquor Store - Isanti

  • Lexington Liquors - Lexington

  • 61 Liquors - Maplewood

  • Ombibulous - Minneapolis

  • Top Ten Liquors - Roseville

  • Stinson Wine, Beer, and Spirits - Minneapolis

  • South Lyndale Liquors - Minneapolis

West world, etc. -

  • Landmark Liquors - Perham

  • Brew Ale’s & Eats - Perham

  • Dorset Corner Off Sale Liquor - Park Rapids

  • Red River Liquor Co. - Akeley

Upcoming Games with a Light Lager

Anyone else miss the sun? I swear it still exists somewhere, but it’s been so long I’ve all but forgotten what it even looks like! If you told me with enough confidence that it was a purple square in the sky, I just might believe you. 
So what are we going to do about it?? The obvious answer is probably to have a drink, and we could make a few recommendations to you, but maybe you want a healthier option. Again, we could tout some of the various health benefits that have been foisted onto beer over the years, but let’s go for some more obviously healthy options. Like exercise. Like yoga! 
Brewery Yoga with Kelly is back this Saturday morning, Dec. 7, starting at 10 a.m.! This one-hour vinyasa yoga is open to the public prior to regular taproom hours and only costs a donation to the local non-profit of Kelly’s choice, this month being Great Tails Animal Rescue. Suggested donation amount is $15, but individuals are welcome to pay what they can. 

This will be the start of a new monthly routine for us. So mark your calendars for the first Saturday of the month, dust off your yoga mats (or simply roll up your well-used yoga mats), and come early to Klockow for a refreshing and healthy start to the day. THEN have a beer. 
We’re starting things off slow this month, but stay tuned because it’s gonna be a busy one! We of course have our second Sunday Board Games and Records Day coming up this weekend, which sounds like an amazing way to spend a day given the weather lately. Honestly, take a look outside and tell me with a straight face you’d rather do something out in the dreary cold than to hang out with friends, playing a game while kicking back a couple pints and listening to random vinyl records. Can’t be done. So, yeah, see ya’ll this Sunday. 
And of course there’s the next installment of Ditty Wish Ventures to do a GAME SHOW! Always the second Thursday of the month, for December she’ll be doing her vision of the $10,000 Pyramid, where contestants will be paired up with Klockow staff to win fabulous prizes (ie, free pints). Which is why we’re also dubbing it the $10,000 Beer-amid. That’s from 6 to 8 p.m. on Thursday, Dec. 12. Come see the ridiculousness!


Ok, What Is That?
American Light Lager. We’ve all had one. Even if you don’t know it, you’ve had one. Pretty sure red-blooded American babies have one as their second bottle ever. 
But you may ask, “what are you even talking about? Isn’t this section about things most customers haven’t even heard of? We all know what an American Light Lager is.” Surely, and I would have guessed that too. At one time at least. But let’s just say it’s happened too many times where a customer, dragged into the taproom by his craft-beer buddy, has asked for whatever is closest to a Bud Light. And once I’ve said, “oh good, we have an American Light Lager on tap,” I didn’t see a knowing grin. No, surprisingly often, I see a blank-stare shrug and then “Ok, can I try it?” as a response. At least at that point they try it, like it, and then order it. So let’s take a second to talk a bit about what they are!
The birth of the “American Lager” goes back a long ways, so for convenience we’ll start at the beginning of the big-beer era: the founding of Anheuser-Busch. In the mid-1800s, A.B. was one of many regional breweries, but was beginning to make a big splash that no-one could’ve seen coming. Most breweries were making heavier, maltier beers, but many of the German immigrants, especially those who moved to warmer climates like around St. Louis, Missouri, found that it was more enjoyable to drink some of the light, crisp lagers of their home country. By 1876 when they released their flagship, a scaled-back version of an old-country golden lager called Budweiser, it was the beginning of the end of the regional breweries that had peppered the landscape, paving the way for the big national players. Americans had fallen in love with this simple, German-influenced, golden lagers, and they couldn’t get enough of them. In the United States, the style had all but taken over, with Budweiser being the single most sold beer. Before we knew it, you could say “beer-flavored beer” and people knew what you were talking about. They meant a Budweiser. 
And it stayed this way for a long time. Other breweries competed for dominance, such as Coors and Miller, but the beer style remained the same. That was, until 1973, when Miller Lite hit the scene, an even lighter, crisper, version of the beer we all knew and loved. All we needed to hear was John Madden say “tastes great, less filling,” and there was a new major beer style. The idea was that it wasn’t a “diet” beer, even though it had less calories, but that it was just a “light” beer, so you could have more of them. Very similar to its predecessor, the American Light Lager is defined by having lower alcohol content, a light, almost watery body, no hop character, and a very simple aroma and palate mostly characterized by corn, rice, and other grains. They’re light straw colored. And at most you’re going to get a touch of apple sweetness. But short of someone attempting to give a description on what these beers taste like, no one actually cares about any of that. What fans of the style typically care about is that they’re cold, they’re crushable, they’re plentiful, and just plain taste good. They’re simple and crisp for a reason, and that reason is we’re drinking them while watching the game and not at an organized beer tasting. 

A Stranger lost in the snow

If you want one at Klockow, you can either ask for whatever is closest to Mich Golden, or you can be more direct and ask for a Stranger Ranger! It is our answer to all those customers who were maybe brought here by their beer-connoisseur buddies but just want something familiar, or to the folks who know they’re going out to eat and just want something light, or for anyone who wants just one more so a low ABV crisp lager simply hits the spot. Have it on tap or take home a four-pack! 

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Thanks for checking out our humble little brewery! As long as you keep coming by, we’ll do our part by making the best damn beer possible and serving it in our always inviting atmosphere.

The Klockow Staff

Beer drops this past week:

Local, etc. -

  • Unwined Up North - Grand Rapids

  • Locker Room - Coleraine

  • Pokegama Plaza Liquor - Grand Rapids

  • Dutch Room & Mad Dog’s Pizza - Grand Rapids

  • SuperOne Liquor - Grand Rapids

McGregor -

  • Mark’s Bar - McGregor

  • Willey’s Sports Shop & Spirits - McGregor

Duluth, etc. -

  • Woodland Liquors - Duluth

  • SuperOne Liquor - Duluth

  • SuperOne Liquor - Pike Lake

  • 27 Liquors - Duluth

  • Duluth Tap Exchange - Duluth

  • 7 West - Superior

  • Dovetail Cafe & Marketplace - Duluth

South, etc. -

  • Scandia Olde Towne Liquor - Scandia

  • Northbound Liquor - Cambridge