Tired of the crass commercialization of Christmas? Left feeling empty after beating up a fellow shopper over a doll?

A new holiday was born!

Then join us on Monday, Dec. 23, for the celebration of Festivus!

With music by Sam Miltich and hosted by Ditty Wish, it will be a night where memories are made and grievances are aired! Come admire our unadorned aluminum poll and witness the easily explained phenomena that are Festivus miracles. Come for the potluck dinner but stay for the feats of strength!

We encourage you to bring a dish to share as we drink to this most auspicious of holidays! There will be a drop box where you can anonymously write down your grievances which will be randomly drawn to be read on stage, and host Ditty Wish will be calling on people to demonstrate feats of strength, including leg wrestling, of course. And all of this will be done to the jazz soundtrack of Sam Miltich.

And, of course, don’t forget to make donations to The Human Fund: Money for People.